F19Apr05

<Public> DepthCharge says, "In light of the MUSH Turning 10 years old, I think it is time to reveal one of the hidden secrets of 2k5 MUSH. 2k5 actually opened as 'WoD: Vamps vamps everywhere' MUSH. But charstaff accidentally let two chars called 'Rodimus' and 'Galvatron' through and the rest is history."

<Public> One hot Taco, Omega Supreme says, "Depthcharge, dammit! That was never to be told in public!"

<Public> DepthCharge is sorry!

<Public> One hot Taco, Omega Supreme will have to kill everyone who read that now. Geez, nothing like making my life difficult :)

LH18Apr05

<Constructicons> Long Haul says, "Oh yeah, well... uhm..."

<Constructicons> Long Haul is confused by the math! Grah!

<Constructicons> Mixmaster + Bonecrusher + Scavenger + Long Haul + Scrapper + Hook = TeH aWeSomE

<Constructicons> Long Haul says, "Yay! Wait. Is that algebra?"

<Constructicons> Long Haul hates it when people use letters to mean numbers! That's so confusin', dammit!

<Constructicons> Mixmaster != Batman

<OOC> Mixmaster says, "You said your instead of you're."

<OOC> Mixmaster says, "So...."

<OOC> Mixmaster says, "ALDFHIADSFGLKN ASDFLHJ"

<OOC> Long Haul says, "Cut me some slack! It's firking 0330 over here!"

<OOC> Mixmaster says, "I /was/ cutting you some slack! I gave you a point!"

<OOC> Mixmaster says, "YOu honestly think that warranted a keypad mash? :P"

<OOC> Long Haul oys.

<OOC> Long Haul says, "Actually, it's inside quotes. Half the time I spell it 'yer' in that case anyway. 0>"

<Constructicons> Long Haul fangirls! "Mixmaster does have a very pretty face, actually." </fangirl>

<Constructicons> Mixmaster says, "And oh-so.. er.. muffiny!"

<Constructicons> Long Haul says, "No."

<Constructicons> Long Haul says, "Mixy is pretty. But not muffiny."

<Constructicons> Mixmaster says, "You've just given your share of the muffins I made to Hook."

<Constructicons> Long Haul will just eat the ones Scavenger made.

<Constructicons> Mixmaster says, "Yes, well, er.. about that."

<Constructicons> Mixmaster says, "You know how muffins require, well, ingredients?"

<Constructicons> Mixmaster says, "Do you remember how Scavenger /usually/ obtains things?"

<Constructicons> Long Haul is about to 'grasp' you. S'cool?

<Constructicons> Mixmaster says, "Anytime you wanna grasp me, baby, feel free."

<Constructicons> Long Haul says, "Can I attack you?"

<Constructicons> Mixmaster says, "Whee!"

<Constructicons> Long Haul chuckles. "Is that a 'yes' whee or a 'no' whee?"

<Constructicons> Mixmaster says, "Wheeee!"

<Constructicons> Long Haul just gropes you instead. 0>

<Constructicons> Mixmaster complains not.

<Constructicons> Mixmaster says, "Can I attack you?"

<Constructicons> Long Haul says, "Whee!"

<Constructicons> Long Haul says, "Yes."

<Constructicons> Mixmaster so knew you were gonna go Whee!

<Constructicons> Long Haul says, "In fact..."

<Constructicons> Long Haul afks to go wee.

<Constructicons> Mixmaster laugh

<Constructicons> Long Haul says, "However, in order to do that, I may need to make use of your expertise."

<Constructicons> Scavenger says, "Sounds good, sounds good."

<Constructicons> Scavenger says, "You mean playing the spoons?"

<Constructicons> Long Haul says, "Yes. I need you to play spoons for me."

<Constructicons> Scavenger plays the spoons.

<Constructicons> Scavenger says, "gasp! I am cour-ended!"

<Constructicons> Long Haul says, "Well, since we're training rooming it, I'll leave it up to you whether you wanna concede the fight or fight on until knock-out."

<Constructicons> Scavenger says, "Let's just keep on going. Scav's feeling viscious enough to keep trying."

<Constructicons> Scrapper says, "He is feeling thickly fluidic? ;)"

<Constructicons> Scavenger says, "...yes"

<Constructicons> Long Haul says, "..."

<Constructicons> Scavenger says, "...Lower than I thought, apparently"

<Constructicons> Long Haul says, "Okay. Obviously Scavenger is the whimpy little brother that would have gotten beaten up all the time if he didn't have five other really surly bad-ass brothers around."

<Constructicons> Scavenger says, "So it would seem, so it would seem."

<Constructicons> Scrapper says, "...so what does that make Scrapper? The wussy artistic brother?"

<Constructicons> Long Haul is afraid that Scrapper put up a better fight than Scav, "But yeah, prolly."

<Constructicons> Scavenger says, "Does that make Hook the "nobody understand me" goth brother?"

<Constructicons> Long Haul says, "Ah, but remember, everyone likes Hook because of his wonderful personality!"

<Constructicons> Scrapper says, "Hook? Goth? Surely you jest!"

<Constructicons> Scavenger says, "...Are we talking about bizarro land, Haul?"

<OOC> Mixmaster says, "Is Scavenger SHOOTING you?"

<OOC> Mixmaster says, "HOLY CRAP"

<OOC> Mixmaster runs for his VERY LIFE

<OOC> Scavenger laughs.

Scrapper tries to grab Long Haul by the underpants but he slips away.

Scrapper grabs Scavenger by the underpants and gives him a wedgie.

Scrapper says, "Finally! Thank goodness for wussy little brothers."

Scavenger says, "Magic 8-Ball, will Long Haul ever get to do more than carry stuff?"

Scavenger shakes the magic 8-ball...

Scavenger reports, "The magic 8-ball says NO."

Sixshot says, "Aww."

Long Haul sobs brokenly.

Scavenger "The Ball never lies, Haul." 

F18Apr05

You paged Swindle with 'From a friend on AIM: 18:12 silverlunatron: If there was a Junkion version of Swindle, he'd be named eBay.'.

Swindle (cash) pages: Oh, that's good, probably accurate too. :)

LH17Apr05

<O-Decepticon> Sixshot says, "Hmm. Three Constructicons. Innnteresting."

<O-Decepticon> It SOMETIMES Mixmaster says, "ooooh yeah."

<O-Decepticon> It SOMETIMES Mixmaster says, "3 Constructicons > 6 Shots."

<Constructicons> Long Haul couldn't see Long Haul pulling out a trumpet in the middle of combat. "Besides, that would risk damaging the trumpet."

<Constructicons> Hook says, "Not if we build COMBAT TRUMPETS"
<Constructicons> Long Haul thinks he'd still rather just punch people.

<Constructicons> Hook says, "WHOA"
<Constructicons> Hook says, "http://www.decepticon-matrix.com/dw_g1_profiles_hook.jpg"
<Constructicons> Mixmaster fears.
<Constructicons> Long Haul says, "Looks like you put on some weight, Hook."
<Constructicons> Hook says, "It's all muscle, baby."
<Constructicons> Long Haul says, "That's it. I'm taking head spot and you can be ass, 'cos I'm not lugging all of THAT around!"

<Constructicons> Hook says, "See! I told you Arachnae liked me!"
<Constructicons> Mixmaster says, "She likes you."
<Constructicons> Mixmaster says, "She's just not /in/ like with you."
<Constructicons> Long Haul says, "He's referencing the arguement he and I had the other day. The log of which I have not yet edited."
<Constructicons> Mixmaster says, "Weird, I thought /I/ argued with him about this."
<Constructicons> Hook says, "Damn interlock protocols"

<Constructicons> Long Haul says, "MilOps shall have their high command rep! Yay!"
<Constructicons> Scrapper says, "Woot!"
<Constructicons> Scrapper says, "And no Long Haul, you still can't transfer."
<Constructicons> Long Haul says, "Aaaaaawww!"
<Constructicons> Long Haul cries.

<Guests> Guest says, "Does Inferno only do OCs?"
<Guests> 22 since 9/04, Soundwave says, "He'll do anything and anyone that'll lay still for a minute."

F16Apr05

<O-Decepticon> Sixshot realizes something. Fleet and Long Haul... lemon and lime.
<O-Decepticon> The Only Remaining Fleet says, "Yuk-yuk-yuk."
<O-Decepticon> Sixshot says, "Together, you'd make a hell of a soda."

<Guests> Spooky Guest says, "In my day, we had a lot of Starscream style Shockwaves who'd try to take over the Decepticons if Galvatron got locked in the can"
<Guests> Spooky Guest says, "Galvatron: I need some T.P. Shockwave: Galvatron's weakness is evident! I proclaim myself new leader!"

LH15Apr05

<Public> In it for the Long Haul says, "The Constructicons have multiple origins, and ALL of them are better than the Technobots'."
<Public> Hello Victory Leo says, "Even the Robosmasher"

<Constructicons> Mixmaster is shocked! "Did I just offend your trumpet playing, and you ACCEPT it?"
<Constructicons> Long Haul says, "Only because it gave me the chance to complain about my job. I don't get to do that NEARLY often enough. 0>"

<Constructicons> Long Haul wedgies Scrapper.
<Constructicons> Mixmaster says, "That's it! Fight! Fight for the love of Mixmaster!"<Constructicons> Long Haul wediges Mixmaster.

LH12Apr05

<Constructicons> Long Haul says, "Constructicons! Mass wedgie Counterpunch!"
Long Haul tries to grab Counterpunch by the underpants but he slips away.
Scavenger grabs Counterpunch by the underpants and gives him a wedgie.<Constructicons> Hook says, "If only we could merge and Devastator wedgie.."
Scrapper grabs Counterpunch by the underpants and gives him a wedgie.
Counterpunch tries to grab Long Haul by the underpants but he slips away.
<Constructicons> Long Haul says, "I wonder what happens if we merge IC and then 'gdo ooc'..."
Counterpunch gahs... as big an aft as Long Haul has, and I missed?!? ;)
Counterpunch grabs Scrapper by the underpants and gives him a wedgie.
<Constructicons> Scavenger says, "I don't.... know"
Counterpunch grabs Scavenger by the underpants and gives him a wedgie.
<Constructicons> Scrapper says, "Let's try it!"

Scrapper returns to reality.
Scrapper has left.

You return to reality...
Trypticon Medical Bay

     Several operating tables are set in a row here, and long benches line the walls. On these benches are assorted tools and equipment used in repairing damaged Decepticons. The benches near the door are for patients waiting their turn for treatment. Scattered throughout the room are various repair droids, awaiting the arrival of more wounded to repair. The room gives you the perception of being immaculately clean, with not a single tool out of place. Your olfactory sensors pick up the faint odor of the cleansing solutions used to keep the room clean and sanitary.

Contents:

Scrapper

Sign

Gumby Medic

Obvious exits:
East <E> leads to Trypticon Laboratory.
West <W> leads to Trypticon Main Hallway.
Scavenger has arrived.

<Constructicons> Hook says, "+wedgie isn't a global, is it?"<Constructicons> Long Haul says, "Not anymore."
<Constructicons> Scrapper says, "Doens't seem like it, although Inferno used it in Tasmania..."

<OOC> Long Haul says, "Go ahead and merge us, Scrapper."

Scrapper shouts, "Constructicons, MERGE to form Devastator!"

With a shudder of metal, the Constructicons undergo a stunning transformation and combine into the mighty form of Devastator!

Devastator> You head back to OOC-land...
Devastator> You head back to OOC-land...
Devastator> You head back to OOC-land...

<Constructicons> Long Haul says, "Damn. It won't let us."
<Constructicons> Scavenger says, "Nooooooooo!"
<Constructicons> Scrapper says, "Bah."
<Constructicons> Long Haul says, "Well... we may not be able to wedgie Grimlock, but we can always just try RPing..."
<Constructicons> Scrapper says, "I suppose."

<Constructicons> Scavenger says, "This must be a large med-bay, if we could do that and not bump our head on the ceiling."
<Constructicons> Scrapper says, "Don't think too much about it, Scavenger. That way leads madness."
<Constructicons> Long Haul says, "No. The animators just drew us smaller."
<Constructicons> Hook says, "Besides, we can merge inside of Astrotrain."
<Constructicons> Scrapper says, "And there was that one day when we fit in Magnus's hands."
<Constructicons> Hook says, "I think it's one of the side-effects of being the prototype combiner. Our subspace mass compressors occasionally malfunction, resulting in variation in size."

<OOC> Scrapper erms. "These are things that Scrapper should know, but I don't."
<OOC> Long Haul says, "I saw them referenced in logs."
<OOC> Long Haul says, "But then, we could always blame the confusion on Mixmaster's spiked energon. Just like with our origins."
<OOC> Scrapper says, "I've read the logs, but I seem to have forgotten those bits."
<OOC> Long Haul points to the spiked energon excuse again.

<Constructicons> Scavenger says, "Fortunately, 2/3 of the other people in the room only have a quarter of a clue."
<Constructicons> Scrapper gives Scavenger a wooden nickle.

<OOC> Hook demands Scrapper show him their accurate hole.
<OOC> Scrapper says, "Hook, for the last time, I'm not showing you my hole!"

Hook hmphs! "You're just saying that becase, unlike YOU two, I don't have a conversational range limited to "moving things" and "finding things"<Constructicons> Long Haul is tempted to pose, "Yeah, well? At least I end my sentences in a period!" But that wouldn't be IC. 0>
<Constructicons> Long Haul sorries. "That thought just occurred to me and got me giggling." 0>

<OOC> Scavenger says, "Do you beep when you back up?"
<OOC> Long Haul says, "I think the beeping this was after my time."
<OOC> Scrapper says, "Well, we could get a censor to follow Long Haul, and then he'd beep all the time."

Long Haul folds in on himself and transforms into a dump truck.
Dump Truck <Long Haul> bahs.
You say, "Okay. One more time."
Jazz hops into Long Haul's bed.
The dump truck stretches out and unfolds into Long Haul.
Long Haul dumps Jazz.
Jazz CRIES!

<Public> Lord of the Geeks Foxfire noogies Long Haul.
<Public> Lord of the Geeks Foxfire gahs and kicks lag.
<Public> In it for the Long Haul looks at Foxfire. "It's not wise to noogie Devastator's ass, tape."
<Public> Grimlock kicks Long Haul!
<Public> Twin Twist sniff.
<Public> Twin Twist sniff-sniff.
<Public> Twin Twist says, "Hey, who smells like hot ass?"
<Public> Twin Twist looks at Long Haul.
<Public> Twin Twist says, "Oh."
<Public> Lord of the Geeks Foxfire says, "Ewwwwwwwwww."
<Public> In it for the Long Haul is hot! Wooo-hooo!

F12Apr05

You strike Scourge with Death By A Thousand Papercuts.
<OOC> Scourge gasps! Oh, the pain! The agony! ;)
<OOC> Fleet grins.
<OOC> Fleet says, "So I did, what? 1 point? :)"
<OOC> Scourge says, "Yup"

F10Apr05

<OOC> <Exo-Suit> eyes Fleet and Cat, "So the question remains, who's the mommy and baby mech?"
<OOC> Catechism says, "Fleet's older than me, so he must be my mom!"
<OOC> Fleet thinks that's a loaded question all the way around...<OOC> Wreck-Gar look at rodimus... and thinks of Arcee... and a large equals sign pops over his head... Wheelie. ;)
<OOC> <Exo-Suit> says, "Ewww!"<OOC> Rodimus Prime says, "No, speaking from personal experience with the character, Cyclonus is the mommy. Fleet and Catechism can split the baby, and Galv is the daddy. :)"
<OOC> <Exo-Suit> says, "I like Prime's reasoning better."
<OOC> Cyclonus blinks.
<OOC> Fleet says, "Splitting the baby... how very Biblical."
<OOC> Rodimus Prime patpats Cyclonus. "I was your predecessor."<OOC> Catechism says, "I guess this explains where I got my pointy head from..."
<OOC> Cyclonus says, "I see."

Cyclonus'
<OOC> Cyclonus says, "whoops"
<OOC> Catechism says, "Best pose ever!"

<Public> MATH Ratbat says, "What the fukc"
<Public> MATH Ratbat says, "Someone needs to inform Cyclonus that I don't do anything."
<Public> Bung Fluffer Inferno says, "FOOLS!"
<Public> MATH Ratbat says, "FOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

<Public> MATH Ratbat says, "What exactly is Grimlock doing to antagonize our bunny-ears?"
<Public> Demon Seeker Of Fleet Street says, "Shooting him."
<Public> MATH Ratbat says, "I suppose that will do it."
<Public> MATH Ratbat says, "Did he shoot him IN THE FACE?"
<Public> Demon Seeker Of Fleet Street says, "And Rodimus Prime gave him the finger. Erm, no. The chest."
<Public> Demon Seeker Of Fleet Street says, "The face is Galv's thing."
<Public> MATH Ratbat says, "SOMEONE GAVE THE EASTER BUNNY THE FINGER!@?#"
<Public> MATH Ratbat says, "I may have to fly out there and BITE someone."

<OOC Editor’s Note: This is the only time that this Cyclonus came IC on this MUSH. Geee, I wonder why....

No, just kidding. This Cyclonus was also very OOCly apologetic. He apologized for not knowing the IC situation, for not knowing the IC history, for getting Catechism and I shot up (which he hadn’t. We had originally just arranged for a scene of Grimlock vs. us. Obviously we were expecting to get beat up), and for a number of other things, so I suspect he was just overwhelmed by the part. But it’s amusing to blame it on us being screwballs. ;) >

F09Apr05

Catechism gets tired of all the excitement and heads back to the center.
Catechism has left.
Scrapper has connected.
*Fleet suddenly tangos across the room with Scrapper* Scrapper acks! And eyes Fleet's wings. Hmm, hmm, hmm...
Fleet meeps! And scampers off.Scrapper awws.
Scrapper has disconnected.
Catechism comes in from the visitors center.
Catechism has arrived.
Soundwave says, "Catechism! You just missed Scrapper!"
Catechism says, "Huh, that's weird. It's like he doesn't like me or something."
Soundwave says, "Isn't it funny how you never see Catechism and Scrapper in the same room?"

LH08Apr05

<Constructicons> Long Haul thinks EVERYONE should have multiple choice origins!
<Constructicons> Scrapper thinks it just makes it hard to figure out who they need to send the Mother's Day cards to.
<Constructicons> Hook says, "I still think we should travel back in time and construct ourselves."
<Constructicons> Scrapper says, "You just want those Father's Day ties!"

<Constructicons> Long Haul sits in Mixmaster's lap.
<Constructicons> Long Haul says, "I want a pony, Santa!"
<Constructicons> Mixmaster says, "You know I love it when you call me that."
<Constructicons> Mixmaster says, "And how I love it when you call it a 'pony.'"

<OOC> Soundwave stumbles in and scratches himself.
<OOC> Long Haul takes pictures.

<Constructicons> Long Haul almost chokes on his popcorn cake laughing.
<Constructicons> Mixmaster says, "Popcorn cake?! Such a beautiful thing could exist?"

<Constructicons> Long Haul had TimTams today!
<Constructicons> Scrapper says, "Are they as good as I am told they are?"
<Constructicons> Mixmaster says, "Tim Tams? As in the biscuits?"
<Constructicons> Long Haul says, "How good were you told they are?"
<Constructicons> Long Haul says, "Yes. Only I'm American, so they seem more like cookies to me."
<Constructicons> Scrapper says, "That they'll sate the rampage of a bloodthirsty goddess."
<Constructicons> Mixmaster says, "We've had those for like months."
<Constructicons> Long Haul says, "Only if she was thirsty for the blood of some sort of weird chocolate-bleeding monster."
<Constructicons> Mixmaster says, "YEARS even."
<Constructicons> Mixmaster says, "Bwahahaha! Foolish backwater nation!"
<Constructicons> Mixmaster lords over you all with his superior cookie knowledge!

<Constructicons> Long Haul gives Scrapper a quantitizer.
<Constructicons> Scrapper booyahs!
<Constructicons> Long Haul also gives Scrapper a defruiter.
<Constructicons> Long Haul says, "It's bad to have fruit in your signal."<Constructicons> Scrapper tries to remember, "Frequency replies unsynchroncous in time?"<Constructicons> Long Haul says, "Friendly replies unsynchronous in time. Close."
<Constructicons> Scrapper says, "Ahhh."
<Constructicons> Scrapper says, "Thought it might be 'friendly'."
<Constructicons> Long Haul says, "Just because it's friendly fruit doesn't make it good fruit!"
<Constructicons> Scrapper says, "Mango is good fruit."
<Constructicons> Long Haul doesn't want any mango in his signal, either.
<OOC> Soundwave says, "+D :transmits Mango to ALL the Constructicons."<OOC> Long Haul chuckles.
<OOC> Scrapper giggles.
<OOC> Soundwave says, "Well, now you know what it means when I /jam/ a transmission too."
<OOC> Long Haul says, "Yes! And actually, fruit does amount to accidental jamming of your own side."
<OOC> Soundwave's puns are intoler-apple!
<OOC> Long Haul says, "Well, let's face it, when you're in a field that employs acronyms like 'fruit', you get used to that sort of thing."

<OOC> Soundwave says, "Oh come on, are you really that HOUNDED?"
<OOC> Scrapper says, "Maybe she's Miraged."

<Constructicons> Mixmaster says, "What if I want to cyber with you without spamming your log?"
<Constructicons> Long Haul says, "But I like to log my cybers!"
<Constructicons> Mixmaster says, "Oh right."

<Constructicons> Mixmaster says, "So am I gonna get filled in or not?"
<Constructicons> Long Haul fills Mixmaster's drum?

<Constructicons> Scrapper says, "I was thinking about ordering Slapdash to be a chair until further notice."

<OOC> Soundwave says, "Mixy could TOTALLY recast that trumpet."
<OOC> Scrapper says, "Mixmaster can do anything he wants. :P"
<OOC> Soundwave knows!
<OOC> Soundwave says, "Except beat Batman. Because.. y'know."

LH06Apr05

<Constructicons> Scavenger facepalms. "Have you noticed I'm like, /always/ wrong whenever I start talking?

<Constructicons> Mixmaster says, "Oh, and speaking about Scav! Haulie, remember your friend who had Scavenger as someone who likes humans or whatever?"
<Constructicons> Mixmaster says, "I just remembered his line to Daniel in the movie. "Human germ!""

<Constructicons> Scavenger beams, as he plays a viscious little Scavenger.
<Constructicons> Long Haul already knew about that one, Mixy. "Our Scav pointed it out."
<Constructicons> Scavenger even included that in his app.
<Constructicons> Scavenger says, "And don't forget who shot Prowl in the headlight!"
<Constructicons> Mixmaster says, "Well FINE THEN!"
<Constructicons> Mixmaster storms off and finds a Gestalt that will find his tidbits of info useful.<Constructicons> Scrapper also thinks that Superion will look silly with a dump truck truck leg.
<Constructicons> Mixmaster could be the first Gestalt wang!
<Constructicons> Long Haul says, "Dude. Got bad news for you. We don't have interchangable parts. :P And Mixmaster is not a dump truck, Scrapper."
<Constructicons> Mixmaster isn't even a dump truck truck.
<Constructicons> Scrapper says, "Bleh. Everyone has their stupid days."
<Constructicons> Mixmaster could go and make his own gestalt then. "Find four other drugged... I mean.. WILLING.. participants, then glue them all together."
<Constructicons> Scavenger says, "Hmm... If Mix leaves, we won't have a leg to stand on!"
<Constructicons> Mixmaster says, "Actually, that's /exactly/ how many you'd have."

<Constructicons> Long Haul says, "Although NOW-Scrapper told me there's a Japanese cartoon that has one of the scramble-city 'Con gestalts ripping off a Bot gestalt's arm and replacing it with their own arm. Forced the others to disengage. But even if the gestalts WERE interchangable, we'd still probably be different."
<Constructicons> Mixmaster says, "Indeed."
<Constructicons> Mixmaster says, "The teams are specifically keyed or some shit."
<Constructicons> Mixmaster says, "Or else there'd be Gestalt wangs all over the place."

<RP-Coordination> Long Haul says, "All right! Any Autobots out there spoilin' for a fight as much as we are?"
<RP-Coordination> Foxfire says, "Maaaaaaaybe."
<Constructicons> Long Haul laughs! "Devastator vs. Foxfire!"
<Constructicons> Scavenger says, "Devastator crush puny fox-bot!"
<Constructicons> Long Haul says, "Quit talking like Hulk!"
<Constructicons> Scavenger /likes/ talking like Hulk.
<Constructicons> Long Haul says, "Okay. So Devastator's dumb moments are actually YOUR fault, and not Bonecrusher's, as previously believed."
<Constructicons> Scavenger says, "Hey, words hurt."
<Constructicons> Scrapper pins a 'Blame me' sign on Scavenger.

<RP-Coordination> Twin Twist says, "Sky Lynx could beat Devastator."
<RP-Coordination> Foxfire says, "Sky Lynx rules."
<RP-Coordination> Long Haul says, "Not if he doesn't come IC."

<O-Decepticon> It NEVER Long Haul says, "You know, we may get our asses whupped. But that's okay. As the ass, I officially don't mind."

<RP-Coordination> Air Raid says, "Memo to Galvatron - Sign Devastator up for proper villian speech lessons."
<RP-Coordination> Long Haul says, "Would you rather us Hulk-talk?"
<RP-Coordination> Earthscorch says, "Devestator smash puny Autobot! You are green and purple after all. ;)"
<RP-Coordination> Air Raid says, "Exactly! :D"

F05Apr05

<O-Decepticon> Durnik Fulcrum is tired. "Stupid working for stupid money."
<O-Decepticon> The Only Remaining Fleet says, "Damned money!"
<O-Decepticon> <Your Ad Here> Soundwave says, "There."
<O-Decepticon> <Your Ad Here> Soundwave says, "I need to go shower to get some stupid money of my own."
<O-Decepticon> The Only Remaining Fleet says, "You shower for money?"
<O-Decepticon> <Your Ad Here> Soundwave says, "Well, it's one of the features of being a gold member of hotshowercam.com"

<OOC> Fulcrum touches up Fleet
<OOC> Fleet giggles girlishly.

<RP-Coordination> Foxfire will stop you!
<RP-Coordination> Little Fleet listens to the echo. "Ah. Catechism. Sounds like it's going to be another uncontested raid. Victory through apathy! Oh, wait. Foxfire's showing up."
<RP-Coordination> Catechism hides behind Fleet!

<Public> Earthscorch says, "It must be lonely on Cybertron. Don't you want to come to Earth? ;)"
<Public> Demon Seeker Of Fleet Street says, "Bah. He knows the moment he does, the Constructicons will sneak into Crystal City behind his back."
<Public> Demon Seeker Of Fleet Street says, "And I should know! I play one of them!"
<Public> Lord of the Geeks Foxfire says, "Those *fiends*!"
<Public> Earthscorch says, "They're just like Mongolians, those Constructicons."
<Public> The Walk Light of EVIL, Catechism says, "Yeah, Mixmaster does a mean barbeque."
<Public> Lord of the Geeks Foxfire says, "Mmmm. Barbeque."
<Public> Demon Seeker Of Fleet Street says, "You know that Hook was the only pirate that Barbeque feared. Wait. Wrong Hook."
<Public> Lord of the Geeks Foxfire says, "Cap'n Earf!"
<Public> Earthscorch says, "Mixmaster repaired me once without the skill!"
<Public> The Walk Light of EVIL, Catechism says, "Without the barbeque skill?"

<OOC> Smokescreen still needs to pimp out his car mode, come to think of it.
<OOC> Catechism suggests tinted windows and a DVD player.
<OOC> Verdant suggests an EZ-Bake Oven.<OOC> Catechism says, "Aw heck, Smokescreen should just star on "Pimp My Ride"."<OOC> Smokescreen says, "That could be fun."
<OOC> Smokescreen will get a spoiler! And, um...fishtanks in his hubcaps!

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<OOC> Verdant says, "And now... for some action!"

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<OOC> Smokescreen says, "Holy crap. Fleet's being heroic? What happened? :)"

<Public> Hello Victory Leo says, "My cat is making love to my checkbook"

LH04Apr05

<Constructicons> Long Haul says, "BTW, I suppose it's worth noting that during the hate plague, Hook and Mixmaster got trapped on Charr during the lock-down while we were... playerless. But presumably NCC."
<Constructicons> Scrapper says, "So we were beating each other up?"
<Constructicons> Long Haul says, "Naw. NCC was uninfected. The plague only stayed on Cybertron."
<Constructicons> Scavenger says, "Aaaaaaah"
<Constructicons> Long Haul says, "Well, I mean, we probably WERE beating each other up, but the hate plague had nothing to do with it."

F03Apr05

<O-Decepticon> The Only Remaining Fleet says, "Soundwave! Someone gave me Comcast while I was logged off!"
<O-Decepticon> Soundwave waits for Pasta to microwave.
<O-Decepticon> It RARELY Scrapper says, "And Comcast made Fleet not able to get into the training room."
<O-Decepticon> Soundwave says, "If you did anything.. unthemely.. you better clean him up some good!"
<O-Decepticon> Aunt Pol Arachnae hides the peanut butter.
<O-Decepticon> The Only Remaining Fleet says, "I didn't even know I had him!"

F02Apr05

Ratbat flaps.
<OOC> Soundwave noms!
<OOC> Arachnae anti-nomsFulcrum soars down into view from the skies above.Fulcrum has arrived.
<OOC> Soundwave says, "Can we have a repose for Fulcrum?"
<OOC> Fulcrum says, "Ooh! The CPT! Let's have a fight!"
Ratbat flaps.
Fleet wastes energon.
Ratbat REPOSES FOR FULCRUM
<OOC> Fulcrum says, "Best. RP. EVAR"
<OOC> Ratbat says, "I agree."
<OOC> Soundwave says, "Well, I got what I came here for!"Soundwave vanishes out of reality.
Soundwave has left.
Soundwave has arrived.
<OOC> Soundwave forgot to TS.

<OOC> Soundwave says, "I TOTALLY misread "she smiles over her beverage of choice, "Fleet."""
<OOC> Arachnae says, "Dare I ask what your fould mind conjured?"
<OOC> Soundwave says, "I didn't know Fleet was Nae's beverage of choice! :P"
<OOC> Fleet bwahahahahhahas!
<OOC> Arachnae says, "Yum, Fleet. Drink of choice!"
<OOC> Soundwave says, "YuM yUm"

<OOC> Catechism says, "Want to do something after this?"
<OOC> Catechism says, "Like, oh, call up a catalogue of Earth jets and decide if they are Hot or Not. Or something. ;)"

<OOC> Catechism says, "http://www.f-22raptor.com/"
<OOC> Fleet had brought out the Boeing page on it, but thanks.
<OOC> Catechism says, "Because Boeing is TeH Seeker pr0n site?"
<OOC> Fleet says, "Yes!"

LH01Apr05

<Constructicons> Mixmaster says, "Hey, did anyone notice how Welker's voice for Mixmaster was like a prototype for his Galvatron voice?"

<Constructicons> Long Haul says, "Minus the occasional stutter?"

<Constructicons> Mixmaster says, "Indeed."

<Constructicons> Mixmaster says, "It's replaced with "NYAAARGH""

<Constructicons> Long Haul tends to prefer the adorable stutter. "It's so cute that I'm tempted to employ an anime icon!"

<Constructicons> Mixmaster says, "If you do that NOONE WILL EVER FIND YOUR BODY"

<Constructicons> Long Haul cackles!

<Constructicons> Hook (^o^)/

<Constructicons> Long Haul employs an anime emoticon, then skips out on paying it.

<OOC> Hook is going to bed soon.

<OOC> Mixmaster says, "Be there soon honey."

<OOC> Hook says, "Lies."

<Constructicons> Long Haul says, "That's a funny typo, Scrapper. Want me to fix it in the log?"

<Constructicons> Scrapper says, "...yes, please."

<Constructicons> Long Haul says, "Although I guess this means that we do have a no Constuscticon. 0>"

<Constructicons> Scrapper says, "You mean a new one?"

<Constructicons> Scrapper says, "Ah, Crapper, the gumby plumber..."

<Constructicons> Scrapper says, "Although thinking about it, 'scrap' gets used as a swear word around here, so my name's mildy obscene as it is."

<Constructicons> Long Haul says, "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Crapper"

<Constructicons> Scrapper says, "Interesting!"

<Constructicons> Scrapper says, "I'm going to steal that for other purposes."

<Constructicons> Long Haul isn't sure he WANTS to know what purposes you'd steal /that/ for...

<O-Decepticon> Ratbat says, "Until further notice, All spacebridge travel is OFF."

<O-Decepticon> Soundwave says, "Oh REEELY now?"

<O-Decepticon> Ratbat says, "Don't make me flap you"

<O-Decepticon> Soundwave says, "Sssh! Fern is on to us!"

F01Apr05

<Public> Fleet wouldn't be stupid enough to modify himself. "So anyway, by 'green on green' action, were you talking about 'Structie RP, Sound?"
<Public> Rock Rock Rock On! Fulcrum says, "No, he totally meant Fulcrum / Chimera shipping."
<Public> Fleet says, "Taking advantage of her while she's not logged in? For shame!"
<Public> Batman would win, Soundwave says, "Well, we couldn't take advantage of her if she was logged in."
<Public> Batman would win, Soundwave says, "So if taking advantage was gonna happen, it'd /have/ to be while she wasn't logged in."
<Public> Fleet oys, and resolves never to log off again...
<Public> Rock Rock Rock On! Fulcrum says, "You got a purty paint job, boy..."
<Public> Fleet whimpers!

<Public> Mixmistress! Mixmaster says, "WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING IN THE TRAINING ROOM?"
<Public> In it for the Long Haul looks around. "Uhm. Ignore my insane brother's ranting."

<Guests> Guest has disconnected.
<Public> In it for the Long Haul says, "All right. Guest is gone. We can all go OOC again."
<Public> Desty Hook says, "Yay!"<Public> Mixmistress! Mixmaster says, "Well, isn't /That/ a relief!"
<Public> Lord of the Geeks Foxfire says, "WOOT!"

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And how! Fri Apr 01 Hook
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<Constructicons> Long Haul says, "Although you and I still make out better than Scavenger and Bonecrusher as far as that goes."===============================================================

Soundwave says, "SSDFGHTGOIERH ERTGI INTERNET FHYUGEWRS ALIAJA RHSFH"
Victory Leo deleted it
Fleet hides from the key mashing.
Soundwave says, "Actually it was Portugese."
Fleet says, "The Portugese deleted the internet?"

<O-Decepticon> It SOMETIMES Mixmaster says, "It's all fun and games until a Seeker gets killed."
<O-Decepticon> It SOMETIMES Mixmaster says, "Then it's just fun."
<O-Decepticon> The Only Remaining Fleet whimpers and HIDES.

Catechism has connected.
Catechism grabs Fleet by the underpants and gives him a wedgie.
Fleet says, "Cate!"
Catechism says, "Me!"
Soundwave says, "Lo Cate."
Soundwave says, "You have pie?"
Catechism says, "I do not have pie."
Soundwave says, "Me like pie."
Catechism says, "I have a dead girl in a well... wait, no. That was the movie I saw."
Soundwave says, "Pie is goood!"

LH31Mar05

<Constructicons> Scavenger says, "Cure you for exposing my ignorance! Making my beautifully crafted prose irrelevant!"

<Constructicons> Long Haul is cured!

<Constructicons> Scavenger says, "....Stupid typos."

<Constructicons> Long Haul hees!

F30Mar05

<OOC> Verdant says, "If it playing nice if we don't get caught?""
<OOC> Catechism says, "We could go door to door, selling sand..."<OOC> Verdant says, "Everybody likes sand. And seeds."
<OOC> Verdant says, "And Pie. Everybody likes pie."
<OOC> Verdant says, "Pie Seeds!"

LH28Mar05

<Constructicons> Scavenger gives Long Haul a cookie

<Constructicons> Long Haul eats it! No, wait. No mouth. Damn.

<Constructicons> Long Haul says, "So, when Constructicons play competitive sports with each other, do we divide up into "mouths' and "no mouths" teams?"

<Constructicons> Scavenger says, "Maybe. But have you noticed, all three of us with no mouths always get stuck doing the grunt work?"

<Constructicons> Scavenger says, "Wait... nevermind"

<Constructicons> Scavenger had a brain fart and forgot Scrapper has no mouth

<Constructicons> Long Haul says, "Yeah. I was about to wonder why you were classifying 'the leader' as 'grunt work.'"

<Constructicons> Long Haul nods. "Mmmm. But things like that... things that are viewed as 'cool' by your typical fan, all you need is one example to back them up and they'll argue forever about it. Especially fangeeks like ourselves."

<Constructicons> Scavenger checks equipment. "Err...."

<Constructicons> Long Haul says, "I said 'fangeeks', not 'fangirls.'"

<Constructicons> Long Haul says, "Just what sort of equipment do you need to be a geek?"

<Constructicons> Long Haul says, "Oh! That reminds me! I saw onna the Seabee's mini payloaders as I was leading base today!"

<Constructicons> Scrapper says, "That's not my fault!"

<Constructicons> Long Haul says, "They're smaller than normal, and green! Except they're olive green, not lime. They're so cute!"

You paged Scavenger with '0> is my Long Haul smilie. I have one for every mood. Happy Long Haul 0> Sad Long Haul 0> Grumpy Long Haul 0> Drunk Long Haul 0> Long Haul winking 0>'.

<O-Decepticon> Ce'Nedra Chimera says, "and you know you want to bring Long Haul in, just because you want Jazz in your bed again."

<O-Decepticon> Aunt Pol Arachnae says, "Hey! Jazz is mine to bed!"

<O-Decepticon> Aunt Pol Arachnae says, "crap."

<O-Decepticon> It NEVER Long Haul says, "Hey! Jazz hopped in my bed without prompting!"

<O-Decepticon> Ce'Nedra Chimera says, "Well, you DID try ramming him."

<O-Decepticon> It NEVER Long Haul says, "There is no 'try'. There is only 'do'. And I sure as hell did."

<O-Decepticon> Ce'Nedra Chimera says, "And boy did you EVER."

<O-Decepticon> Victory Leo rams you

<O-Decepticon> It NEVER Long Haul likes it!

<Constructicons> Long Haul says, "Here's the run down. There are currently a SHIT load of Autobots in Carbombya, but we're being told that it's not supposed to turn into combat."

<Constructicons> Scrapper says, "So we invite them in for tea?"

<Constructicons> Scavenger says, "Yes. And I baked muffins!"

<Constructicons> Scrapper says, "...that's scarily plausible."

<Constructicons> Scavenger says, "Blueberry muffins!"

<Constructicons> Long Haul says, "(Of course, you'll also see Dev described as the lowest common denominator among us... which in our case happens to be Bonecrusher. I saw one log make a crack about how Devastator is really a big, angry Bonecrusher, and without Bone, we'd rival Computron for smarts. Not true, but it cracked me up."

<Constructicons> Scrapper bows.

<Constructicons> Scavenger says, "Niiiice! Reminds me, one of the TF novels refered to Bonecrusher as the lowest man on the 'structie totem pole, having the least amount of input in Dev."

<Constructicons> Scrapper says, "Hmm, if without Bonecrusher, we'd rival Computron for smarts, that means Long Haul's been holding out on us... I guess that explains those Mensa papers I found on him, eh?"

<Constructicons> Scavenger says, "An... an... An' I can play the spoons!"

<Constructicons> Long Haul yeeps and looks around shiftily. "Uhm... doan know how those got there! They musta been Hook's! Yeah! Mixy planted them!"

<Constructicons> Long Haul says, "Not too bad for Scavenger... it really sucks to you, though, Scrapper."

<Constructicons> Scavenger snerks and snickers.

<Constructicons> Scrapper sighs and shakes a fist.

<Constructicons> Scrapper says, "And this, my brothers, is why I want to turn everyone into furniture! Because I'm sick of being fallen on."

<Constructicons> Long Haul falls on Scrapper.

Constructicons> Scrapper growls and gets out the rusty scalpel.

Devastator separates into the individual Constructicons.

Payloader (Scrapper) has arrived.

Devastator has left.

Payloader (Scrapper) falls on Long Haul!

Scavenger falls, but not on Long Haul. ...And how did Scrapper do that? Long Haul's higher up than he.

LH27Mar05

<Constructicons> Mixmaster says, "There's enough of us! Let's go IC and give Nae a giant headache!"

<Constructicons> Scrapper says, "Constructicons, merge to form a migraine?"

<Constructicons> Mixmaster says, "That's right."

<Constructicons> Long Haul says, "All right. I'll be the arm, Mixmaster can be the head, Scrapper can be the other arm, Hook can be the ass because it's really most appropriate, and we'll let Scavenger and Bonecrusher be the legs."

<Constructicons> Mixmaster says, "If I'm the head, does that mean I'm the leader?"

<Constructicons> Mixmaster says, "Honestly, who has heard of a /foot/ being the leader.."

<Constructicons> Long Haul says, "Why? Hook being head never made him leader!"

<Constructicons> Scrapper kicks Mixmaster. In foot mode.

<Constructicons> Mixmaster says, "I thought the purpose of changing us all around was to make it all 'right?'"

<Constructicons> Long Haul says, "Okay. Then Scrapper is the head. That's what you get for questioning these things!"

<Constructicons> Mixmaster says, "Why are we listening to you?"

<Constructicons> Mixmaster says, "You should be /both/ feet. Then you can carry the rest of us around."

<Constructicons> Scrapper says, "Because then I get to have... er, be the head?"

<Constructicons> Long Haul says, "I'm not hauling anything anymore! That's now Scavenger's job!"

<Constructicons> Mixmaster says, "Okay, you're both feet. Bonecrusher is still a fist, because we'd all suffer if he didn't get to knock things down. It's like a release for him."

<Constructicons> Mixmaster says, "Hook can be the ass, as that is usually where he is talking out of. Scrapper can be an arm, and his purple wing thing can be a shield. And I will assume the rightful role as Constructicon leader as the head."

<Constructicons> Mixmaster says, "So I'll be all the talking. Yay you!"

<Constructicons> Scrapper sits on Mixmaster.

<Constructicons> Mixmaster says, "No no no. That's not where you're supposed to go at all."

<Constructicons> Mixmaster says, "Do I have to draw you a picture?"

<Constructicons> Long Haul bets it's a stick figure picture!

<Constructicons> Scrapper thinks Mixmaster makes a veeeery nice chair...

<Constructicons> Long Haul is the most essential Constructicon according to the cartoon! "You can form Devastator without the head (you see him with Hook seperated in The Core), you can form Devastator without one of his limbs (it's usually an arm missing when that happens), but you'd never be able to form Davastator without his ass!"

<Constructicons> Long Haul says, "Or Devastator, either."

<Constructicons> Long Haul says, "Davastator is probably who Hok, Boencrusher, Bonesrusher and the rest form..."

<Constructicons> Scrapper says, "Y'know, I had a dream about a superhero called the Communist. Batman was also in it. Guess who I'm blaming?"

<Constructicons> Mixmaster says, "The death of Jebas?"

<Constructicons> Scrapper says, "...exactly!"

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Does he EVER! Sun Mar 27 Mixmaster

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Arachnae glances at Scrapper, "You always make me happy.. in the end."

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<OOC> Arachnae puts on her antagonize Scrapper t-shirt?;>

<OOC> Mixmaster says, "Having those shirts made was the best imperial credit I spent."

<OOC> Long Haul says, "What color are they?"

<OOC> Mixmaster says, "Some are yellow and purple."

<OOC> Mixmaster says, "I did a second run later, and they were orange and purple."

<OOC> Long Haul bahs.

<Constructicons> Long Haul bahs.

<Constructicons> Scrapper shears Long Haul?

<Constructicons> Long Haul says, "Scrapper, you, Mixy, and I are still passed out from overenergizing."

<Constructicons> Scrapper says, "We could form *drunk* Devastator!"

<Constructicons> Long Haul says, "That... is a scary concept."

<Constructicons> Scavenger says, "....Yes. Yes it is"

<Constructicons> Scrapper says, "Yeah, Devastator has the lousiest pick-up lines..."

<Constructicons> Scavenger says, ""I'm full of tinier men?""

<Constructicons> Long Haul says, "And he also knows that we all hate Soundwave. Except that he's being very publicly nice to me right now."

<Constructicons> Long Haul says, "Scavenger's doing the hauling, Soundwave is being nice to me, the entire Constructicon world is being turned topsy-tervy."

<Constructicons> Scrapper says, "And thus we should all be leery of Long Haul, because he's a sell-out!"

<Constructicons> Long Haul says, "I am not! I hain't sold anything!"

<Constructicons> Scavenger says, "Pretty soon Mixmaster will be stable and Bonecrusher will be picking flowers!"

<Constructicons> Scrapper says, "And I'll become an art critic?"

<Constructicons> Scavenger says, "'Constructicons, form Devastator---differently!'"

<Constructicons> Scrapper says, "I don't think we can get a Speedo in Devastator's size... oh, not that kind of different."

<Constructicons> Scavenger says, "The eternal optimist and the etneral cynic. If not for being on the same team, I think the latter might well throttle the former."

<Constructicons> Long Haul says, "Right now it hurts to throttle."

<Constructicons> Scavenger snerks. Poor, poor hung over dump truck.

Scavenger boggles at that for a moment, but decides not to press the issue. It's not worth getting Long Haul hot and bothered. Still, what on Cybertron could make Long Haul want to get that loaded? "Just what made you want to get that drunk?" he asks.

<Constructicons> Long Haul facepalms. "Hot and bothered? And earlier you're talking about petro-rabbits in heat? Sheesh, Scav, I thought you didn't go in for that sort of RP!"

<Constructicons> Scavenger says, "Hmmmm... perhaps not the best turn of phrase, eh?"

<Constructicons> Long Haul says, "Uhm. No."

<Constructicons> Long Haul says, "Not that I don't find it amusing, mind."

F26Mar05

<Earth> Galvatron says, "Funny, I am inside Trypticon. Abdul is not. Is my cannon transdimensional now?"
<Public> Mixmistress! Mixmaster says, "No, but it's transsexual."
<Public> Mixmistress! Mixmaster says, "Before you had the cannon grafted, you were Galvatina."

LH26Mar05

<O-Decepticon> Soundwave says, "Joining the fun, Galv?"

<O-Decepticon> Galvatron says, "Yes. THe chicken is almost cooked."

<O-Decepticon> Soundwave says, "..that's not a euphemism, is it?"

<O-Decepticon> Galvatron says, "IOW, I'm cooking dinner."

<O-Decepticon> Soundwave says, "Ah. Well.. good. :)"

<O-Decepticon> Galvatron says, "No, I meant it literally :)"

<OOC> Soundwave says, "Wow. You both suck."

<OOC> Twin Twist says, "Only on the weekends."

<OOC> Twin Twist says, "... which it currently is."

<OOC> Soundwave says, "That's right. Here's your two bucks."

<OOC> Twin Twist says, "Five!"

<OOC> Soundwave says, "No, I don't want the full special."

<OOC> Soundwave says, "I'm still sore from last time."

Dump Truck <Long Haul> is hit! Long Haul is... well, really that doesn't hurt that much. How is he supposed to stay on the light limited duty list (and therefor off the

<OOC> Long Haul says, "Ignore that. Premature enter key."

<OOC> Soundwave says, "Bane of every TSer."

LH25Mar05

<Constructicons> Long Haul wonders if she should be worried that, when she plays with those silly little drag-n-drop dollmaker sites, she immediately goes looking for the greens and purples...

<Constructicons> Mixmaster says, "!"

<Constructicons> Long Haul says, "Oh, geeze, like I can't be girly sometimes!"

<Constructicons> Mixmaster says, "You can be girly!"

<Constructicons> Mixmaster says, "You can dance in harem silks whenever Scavenger wants you to!"

<Constructicons> Long Haul cries because her feminine side is being mocked. Sniffle!

<Constructicons> Mixmaster says, "Nooo. I embrace our feminine side!"

<Constructicons> Mixmaster says, "YOUR"

<Constructicons> Mixmaster says, "YOUR FEMININE SIDE NOT OUR"

<Constructicons> Mixmaster says, "ASODFGH"

<Constructicons> Mixmaster says, "ASGFASGFIPOFGSFGAD"

LH24Mar05

<Constructicons> Long Haul says, "My spell checker says you misspelled 'Pumpulatortron'."

<Constructicons> Hook says, "I know. It needs a number. Like 5000."

<Constructicons> Long Haul cries! "Stop changing sides!"

<Constructicons> Hook win!

<Constructicons> Long Haul says, "Dammit! Only because you're arguing my point now! Stick to your own point!"

<Constructicons> Long Haul suspects Hook may have realized that sticking to his own point might have led him to carrying his own crap around for awhile...

<Constructicons> Hook's point is that he is awesome.

<Constructicons> Long Haul says, "Rather a dull point."

<Constructicons> Hook says, "Well it is pretty self evident."

<Public> Jazz was at work today. Someone took a sample of what she was serving. Walked away. Came back a few minutes later to say, 'That is HORRIBLE HORRIBLE Shrimp.'

<Public> Jazz just said, "Ma'am? That was chicken."

LH 21Mar05

<Public> Jazz eyes a box. "Not sure what that is in the bottom, and I'm not sure I want to know."

<Public> Lord of the Geeks Foxfire mehs?

<Public> Jazz says, "It's green."

<Public> Desty Hook says, "Is it a Constructicon?"

<Public> Jazz says, "It's sticky."

<Public> Desty Hook says, "It's probably Mixmaster then."

<Constructicons> Long Haul says, "Mixy!"

<Constructicons> Mixmaster says, "Meee!"

<Constructicons> Hook says, "We're harrassing Verdant!"

<Constructicons> Mixmaster says, "Sexually?"

<Constructicons> Hook says, "And how!"

<Constructicons> Hook says, "We're talking about deflowering."

<Constructicons> Mixmaster says, "Hurray!"

<OOC> Mixmaster says, "What're you guys welding?"

<OOC> Long Haul says, "Hook's Pumpa-cubul-watchit."

<OOC> Mixmaster says, "Energoncubilator 3000?"

<OOC> Hook says, "Even BETTER! Except I forgot what I called it."

<OOC> Hook says, "Energon Pumpulatortron, I think."

<OOC> Long Haul checks the log from before his power out...

<OOC> Long Haul says, "THE ENERGON PUMPULATORTRON"

<OOC> Hook says, "Plants have man uses, eh?"

<OOC> Verdant says, "Bah. Stupid typos. What I get for typing too fast"

<OOC> Mixmaster says, "Do they ever! Hmm. Yeah."

<OOC> Hook says, "ohhh boy."

<OOC> Mixmaster says, "mm-mmmm."

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Tried a dating service? Mon Mar 21 Mixmaster

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<Constructicons> Long Haul says, "And I honestly don't get much with Long Haul, because I use Fleet as primary character..."

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<Constructicons> Long Haul says, "ARGH! I can't believe you posted something from our gestalt channel on board 23! You bastard!"

<Constructicons> Long Haul says, "You're supposed to save those for the web page!"

<Constructicons> Mixmaster says, "That wouldn't have worked on the web page."

<Constructicons> Mixmaster says, "It's got to be stuff like amusing banter."

<Constructicons> Long Haul pouts.

<OOC> Mixmaster says, "Yay!"

<OOC> Verdant says, "Eeeeeee!"

<OOC> Mixmaster likes it when you watch.

<OOC> Long Haul knows you do, Mixy.

<OOC> Verdant wants to know if /any/ of the Constructicons are normal.

<OOC> Mixmaster says, "That's a negatory."

<OOC> Long Haul says, "Abnormal /is/ the Constructicon normal!"

<OOC> Mixmaster says, "And green is the new black!"

<OOC> Verdant is green

<OOC> Mixmaster says, "Then you're black."

<OOC> Long Haul says, "He likes green so much he named himself after it!"

<OOC> Mixmaster says, "Or perhaps the term is actually mechanical-american."

Verdant smiles as he notes the interest in the other's voice. On average, Transformer science dealt with the hard sciences, machines and metals, the softer sciences did not always get the attention they deserved. "Well," Verdant says, "in this case, based upon my very initial observations, this particular plant," and with that, he gestured to the plant now encapsualted in one of his sample containers, "seems to possesses high level of conductivity... ferreting out it's growth from static electrcity in the air, to compensate for a lack of sunlight here in Trypticon's shadow. If propperly applied, the nature of it's conductivity can be discovered, and possibly put to use for us."

<OOC> Verdant says, "Wow. How's that for on the spot botany?"

<OOC> Long Haul patpats. "Complete and utter gibberish, Verd, but that's okay. I forgive you." ;)

<OOC> Mixmaster says, "No worries. I know sweet f-a about chemistry."

<OOC> Verdant ponders publishing "Pseudo-Science for Dummies"

<OOC> Verdant giggles like Mixmaster on a Sky trip

<OOC> Long Haul says, "No, mommy! Not the glue! Please not the glue! I promise I'll be good!"

<OOC> Verdant taunts Long Haul with a bottle of Elmer's

LH21Mar05

Jazz gets into Long Haul's bed!

Long Haul isn't in alt mode right now! Yeek!

Jazz oops!

Jazz doesn't get in!

Long Haul folds in on himself and transforms into a dump truck.

You say, "There y'go, Jazzy baby."

Jazz says, "Okay, NOW I can get in.:>"

Jazz says, "Because, even if Scrapper and Hook are better rides..."

Jazz says, "They lack a bed.;>"

You say, "/Hook's/ a better ride?"

You say, "Bah. You just dig his lifting arm, don't you?"

Jazz smirks.

Jazz says, "Well, he's pretty precise..."

<O-Decepticon> It NEVER Long Haul says, "Dammit, Hook, you're always in the wrong country!"

<O-Decepticon> It ONLY Hook says, "Carbomya is crappy and full of dust."

<O-Decepticon> It NEVER Long Haul says, "It's also where we're supposed to be BUILDING stuff at the moment. Y'know, the 'Construct' part of the name 'Constructicon'?"

<O-Decepticon> It ONLY Hook says, "I /suppose/"

LH19Mar05

<Constructicons> Long Haul says, "Did I tell you about the bat?"

<Constructicons> Mixmaster says, "It beat the spider?"

<Constructicons> Mixmaster says, "Otherwise, I know nothing."

<Constructicons> Long Haul says, "Day before yesterday there was a little bat out on one of our weather decks, all curled up underneath our chaff launcher and looking just like a little turd!"

<Constructicons> Mixmaster says, "Heh. That's either cute or disgusting. I can't decide."

<Constructicons> Long Haul says, "So of course, on of the guys picked it up, because, well, I don't know about you, but when /I/ see something that looks like a little turd, the first thing I think is, 'Let's pick it up!' (\sarcasm) And they brought it into their work shop."

<Constructicons> Long Haul says, "They let it free that night, and everyone who touched it was required to report to medical!"

<Constructicons> Mixmaster says, "Fun!"

Someone feels that your actions are twinkish and wants to let you know privately rather than posting a complaint. These are the reasons: OMG using twinky attacks ur going to rocket him twice

<Constructicons> Long Haul hits you with a rocket. Twice.

<Constructicons> Mixmaster likes it.

<Constructicons> Long Haul says, "..."

<Constructicons> Long Haul says, "NOW CUT THAT OUT!"

<Constructicons> Mixmaster says, "YOu were the one who started!"

<Constructicons> Long Haul is gonna tell on you!

<Constructicons> Mixmaster says, "..to Jazz?"

<Constructicons> Long Haul will tell Scrapper!

<Constructicons> Mixmaster says, "And what, get him in on the action?"

F19Mar05

Fulcrum shrugs. "I have reached an impass" he admits. "I should probably take a break anyway. Often, an obvious solution is impossible to see after a certain amount of time."

"Ah, okay. Well, I can perhaps help with the break." Or maybe Fleet can just get broken. That's what he usually does. The yellow seeker takes a few steps away, so as to give Fulcrum room to stand up.

Fulcrum hits a few buttons on the console, the screens suddenly going dark, now displaying nothing more than a slowly spinning Decepticon insignia. "Help?" he asks, getting up. "What did you have in mind?"

<OOC> Fulcrum says, "....bow bow chicka chicka.."

<OOC> Fleet ROTFLS.

<OOC> Fulcrum says, "The world is not ready for Fleet / Fulcrum"

<OOC> Fleet says, "No. It is not."

<RP-Coordination> Fulcrum says, "Who's up for a bit of the old Ultra Violence?"

<RP-Coordination> Long Haul says, "Meee! Meee!"

<RP-Coordination> Little Fleet says, "You can't come!"

<RP-Coordination> Long Haul says, "Shucks!"

<RP-Coordination> Victory Leo says, "mmmm sushi"

<RP-Coordination> Sky Lynx says, "No! Pizza!"

<RP-Coordination> Long Haul says, "Sushi pizza!"

<RP-Coordination> Foxfire says, "My sister likes sushi."

<RP-Coordination> Sky Lynx says, "Only a constructicon could create a sushi pizza!"

<RP-Coordination> Sky Lynx says, "And only a terrorcons could eat it"

<RP-Coordination> Long Haul wasn't aware that the 'construction' ability went towards new kinds of pizza, but hey.

<RP-Coordination> Long Haul builds a sushi pizza and uses it against the lot of ya. "It's our new Ultimate Weapon of the Week," he confides.

<RP-Coordination> Foxfire says, "You *fiend*!"

<RP-Coordination> Sky Lynx says, "We will have to use our secret weapons them... "Daniel! get them!""

<RP-Coordination> Long Haul feeds Daniel the sushi pizza.

<RP-Coordination> Sky Lynx says, "Good... the sushi pizza is gone and Daniel is dead... all is good now."

<RP-Coordination> Scourge says, "Not until we rid ourselves of the menace that is Wheelie."

<RP-Coordination> Foxfire will not comment.

<RP-Coordination> Long Haul makes a Daniel pizza and feeds it to Wheelie?

LH09Mar05

<OOC> Verdant says, "Is this how Constructicons say "I love you?""

<OOC> Long Haul says, "Indeed!"

<OOC> Long Haul says, "Brotherly love at its finest! In fact, when Hook fights me, he renames his punch, 'Brotherly Love.'"

<OOC> Verdant blinks

<OOC> Scrapper says, 'I love you,' by carving it into the living metal of his loved ones...

<OOC> Verdant says 'I love you' with flowers. Duh.

<OOC> Scrapper says, "Shh! Don't let anyone hear that. They'll think you're sane and well-adjusted. Or Terran-tainted. Whichever."

<OOC> Verdant says, "Yes, but the kind of flowers he gives aren't so much pretty as they are unique. ...Like carniverous. Or sticky. Of conductors of electric current"

<OOC> Long Haul patpats Verdant. "Poor greeny."

<OOC> Verdant says, "The Constructicons do not fit into Verdant's little ordered universe where people solve their problems by talking nicely, do they?"

<OOC> Long Haul says, "Verd, the Decepticons do not fit into Verdant's little ordered universe where people solve their problems by talking nicely."

<O-Decepticon> It NEVER Long Haul says, "He's, like, the Poison Ivy of the Decepticons (only less sexy). We'll be fine as long as we don't run into Batman."

<O-Decepticon> Verdant says, "And he probably doesn't look as good in heels. ...though, being a seeker, he's already got the hooker-boots..."

<O-Decepticon> It RARELY Scrapper ponders Verdant vamping Batman. Decides that was a bad mental image.

<O-Decepticon> Wildrider puts on his Harley Quinn costume and hooks up with Verdant, because you 'know' their relationship is more than just beating on Batman and robbing banks. ;)

<O-Decepticon> The Only Remaining Fleet shows off his pastel yellow hooker boots.

<O-Decepticon> Wildrider can be the seekers pimp!

LH06Mar05

<OOC> Bandit says, "hey thanks for the rebuild rp guys.....kudos all around....next time I wanna see you form devvy and crack some eads aight? lol"

<OOC> Long Haul loves cracking eads.

<OOC> Scrapper says, "But if you crack the 'eads, you can't make good mugs out of them!"

<OOC> Hook says, "First we crack the shell, then we crack the nuts inside!"

<OOC> Bandit says, "at least you didnt write is now looks for a new set of wenches"

<OOC> Long Haul says, "Now /that's/ what I'm looking for!"

<OOC> Bandit hehs "I will get some for yas...its the least I can do lol"

<OOC> Scrapper says, "What, your old wenches aren't good enough for you, Long Haul?"

<OOC> Bandit says, "he wore those out....he is 'long' haul after all.....lol"

<OOC> Long Haul says, "Well, you're still acceptable, but the rest are just substandarad."

<OOC> Hook says, "Substandarad. Is that Hok's girlfriend?"

<OOC> Long Haul says, "Yeah. But don't let Hok know I been seein' her."

<OOC> Hook is a Surgical Engineer! It says so in his +finger!

<OOC> Long Haul is Mr. Um Science, dummy!

<OOC> Scrapper says, "I meant Long Haul!"

<OOC> Hook says, "He's Mr Science? He's barely Mr Coffee!"

<OOC> Long Haul says, "Um Science. Not Science. Um Science. As in... "Um... Science?""

<OOC> Scrapper says, "Exactly."

LH05Mar05

<OOC> Mixmaster says, "Well, that would've been funnier if I had've gotten that line in before Scrapper explained. So it's Her fault."

<OOC> Scrapper says, "My fault! Yes!"

<OOC> Long Haul says, "Everything is Scrapper's fault. She's actually gotten jealous because I blamed a couple of things on you lately, so this vindicates her."

<Constructicons> Long Haul says, "Who would I take back?"

<Constructicons> Mixmaster says, "Hauler."

<Constructicons> Long Haul says, "Ah."

<Constructicons> Long Haul says, "Naw. I'm pissed. It's 'cos he exists that my nickname's gotta be 'Haulsie' instead of 'Hauler.'"

<OOC> Mixmaster says, "If someone learns something in the past, has he learned it or learnt it?"

<OOC> Long Haul says, "Learned, unless this is another funny international spelling thing."

<OOC> Scrapper says, "dictionary.com says either way is fine, Foxfire."

<Constructicons> Mixmaster says, "SAUIHAFSDGASGDOIHSDFH SDFHLIHJASDFGSADG"

<Constructicons> Long Haul DIES laughing!

<Constructicons> Mixmaster says, "DFGSLIAHAGSDGFLIHDFGLUHSDFGL UHASDFGUHSADFIHLSDFJHLASDFGJKB;SADFGJKHSDGAFJKHSDAFHKGJLSDFAHGRTUIGVDCIUBSFIUBSFASDHGKASDFGJKSVDUKGSFKUGSAFDKHG REFUGSDFAGHKSDFUGSDKUG US UGSDFAUSDFGKSDFEUGKFSDKUG"

<Constructicons> Scrapper says, "See, Long Haul? That's an excellent example of me doing something that I know will piss people off and me doing it anyway."

<Constructicons> Mixmaster says, "Foxfire asked what Street salt was last night."

<Constructicons> Long Haul says, "Low income seasoning."

<Constructicons> Long Haul says, "If you can't fire rockets at your siblings, who can you fire rockets at?"

<Constructicons> Mixmaster says, "You!"

<Constructicons> Long Haul says, "Why would I fire a rocket at myself?"

<Constructicons> Mixmaster says, "Well, you /could./ Which was the point of your question."

<Constructicons> Mixmaster says, "..or you could tango with yourself instead.."

<Constructicons> Long Haul tangos with Mixmaster.

<OOC> Mixmaster says, "sfgouhiasdfg"

<OOC> Long Haul says, "What now?"

<OOC> Mixmaster says, "cou/ended. That's not s'posed to happen!"

<OOC> Long Haul says, "Geeze, you're a touchy cement mixer!"

<OOC> Mixmaster says, "DFGLIAGADIOUHGADF"

<OOC> Mixmaster afks.

<OOC> Long Haul gathers up all the letters and saves them for later.

F05Mar05

<RP-Coordination> Kenya Momesa says, "What about Terran!!??? you evil machine... Ollin was right after all!"

<RP-Coordination> Soundwave says, "Uh, Evil? Machine? That's me. Hi, I'm Soundwave, what can I do for you?"

<O-Decepticon> Ce'Nedra Chimera says, "Blame Soundwave."

<O-Decepticon> The Only Remaining Fleet only blames Scrapper.

<O-Decepticon> It SOMETIMES Mixmaster says, "It ONLY Scrapper."

<O-Decepticon> Verdant says, "I prefer to blame Canada"

<O-Decepticon> It RARELY Scrapper says, "But I'm Canadian!"

LH27Feb05

<OOC> Catechism says, "Can you reapply to get sucky freebie attacks?"

<OOC> Long Haul says, "I don't know. They're not listed on the attack costs."

<OOC> Catechism says, "The upgrade RP for freebie attacks would be like, 'Long Haul beats up some gumbies and takes their guns.'"

<OOC> Long Haul laughs!

F26Feb05

<OOC> Catechism says, "Shall we assume that he ran off to stare at the algae or something?"

<OOC> Fleet says, "Yuh. And to get away from the big, scary sweep."

<OOC> Arachnae pats Geist onthe head, "He's not so big..;>"

<OOC Editor’s note: I don’t want to know how she knows.>

<O-Decepticon> InvisoSweep Geist squirts Chi with a supersoaker!

<O-Decepticon> Ce'Nedra Chimera says, "Kim. :> and no, I'm not wearing a white t-shirt."

<O-Decepticon> InvisoSweep Geist says, "CHI's NOT WEARING A T-SHIRT!!!! WOOHOO!!!!"

<O-Decepticon> Ce'Nedra Chimera says, "You do realize that I'm going to have to kill you now.:)"

<O-Decepticon> The Only Remaining Fleet does a one word pose! Woo!

<O-Decepticon> InvisoSweep Geist faints. When he comes to, he starts babbling, "Fleet... pose... one word... Fleet pose..... word... ONE!!...." faint.

<O-Decepticon> The Only Remaining Fleet made a Sweep faint! He wins!

<O-Decepticon> Catechism congratulates Fleet. "Here, have a bucket!"

<OOC> Fleet says, "Woo-hoo! Battle of the century! Wuss-Combat... to the death! Thrill as the two foes miss attack after attack! Gasp as the wimps cry out in pain over paper-cuts! Be amazed as both take abso-leaking forever to bring each other down! A battle of anti-epic proportions!"

<OOC> Verdant says, "LOL! Tune in for "The Geek" vs. "The Fraidy Cat"! This Saturday at the Rumble Dome, dome, dome...."

F21Feb05

<O-Decepticon> Old Wolf Scourge says, "Oh, now /there's/ a tactically sound target. Blow up Iowa. :P"

Chimera becomes the constructicon groupie.

Long Haul wants a groupie!

Hook groupies Long Haul

Long Haul eyes Hook warily. Despite not having any eyes.

LH20Feb05

<Constructicons> Long Haul says, "All right. If we postpone, you and I have having a Constructicon scene."

<Constructicons> Scrapper gets out the WD-40? Oh, a themely scene? Right!

<Constructicons> Long Haul says, "RIGHT."

<Constructicons> Long Haul says, "You can save the other bit for fanfic."

<Constructicons> Scrapper notes that it's rather sad how quickly he picked up on lame robot innuendo.

<Constructicons> Long Haul says, "I would talk about you becoming tainted, but you were already pretty perverse. Just in different ways."

<Constructicons> Scrapper says, "What do you want to do?"

<Constructicons> Long Haul says, "I've got... no idea."

<Constructicons> Scrapper says, "I could go IC as Catechism and get beat up, but then I'd have no hours with Scrapper at all."

<Constructicons> Long Haul says, "Alternately, I could just beat up Catechism finally. But you're a bit low on IC time with Sc- yeah, I was about to say just that."

<Constructicons> Long Haul looks for some aluminum foil to block the brainwaves.

<Constructicons> Scrapper says, "You could beat me up as Scrapper."

<Constructicons> Long Haul says, "I'd have a hard time beating you up as Scrapper, since I play Long Haul. ;)"

<Constructicons> Scrapper says, "Me as Scrapper!"

Scrapper stands up and dusts himself off. Shakes a fist at Long Haul. "Yeah, you run away! I'll just read your mind the next time we combine, and then where will you be, huh?"

Dump Truck <Long Haul> erms. "Below Hook and above you?"

Smokescreen says, "Assman."

<Constructicons> Long Haul says, "Well, this isn't working... you're not pissin' me off enough!"

<Constructicons> Long Haul says, "Obviously we need Hook. Or, failing him, Hok."

<Constructicons> Scrapper says, "And this is why I'm leader of the Constructicons! I don't piss people off as much as Hook does."

<Constructicons> Long Haul says, "Or Hok!"

<Constructicons> Long Haul says, "Quadrature phase shift modulation."

<Constructicons> Long Haul says, "Remember that phrase. It may come in handy sometime."

<Constructicons> Scrapper says, "What does it mean?"

<Constructicons> Long Haul says, "Not a damn thing. It's an incorrect answer to one of the test questions in the Navy Electronics Technician Communications training book. But that doesn't mean it can't be inserted into nice little technobabbly scenes."

<Constructicons> Long Haul also knows how to send you running away in terror. He shouts, "Gremlins gremlins gremlins!"

<Constructicons> Scrapper waits for lightning to smite his brother. From the cover of under the couch.

LH19Feb05

Soundwave has connected.

Long Haul pokes.

Soundwave S'PLODES

Chimera dips.

Long Haul wins!

Ricochet has arrived.

Chimera kicks the seeker.

Ricochet says, "Kicking yourself?"

Ricochet BEAMS

Soundwave says, "OC Seeker! Quick! App a constructicon!"

F19Feb05

<OOC> Fleet yeeks again! "Oh, what a burden it is to be so pretty!"

<OOC> Catechism laughs and points.

F18Feb05

<OOC> Soundwave says, "Damn combat code. YOu have to be careful. I sometimes type attack bobcon=laser. NOTE THE FULL STOP. It don't work. :/"

<OOC> Slingshot says, "I hate bobcon. Such a twink."

<OOC> Soundwave says, "Though good with TS. Oooh yeah."

(LH13Feb05)

Times like this, Long Haul wishes he had optics to rolls. Except that you can't actually roll optics anyway. He does shake his head and tilt it skyward, however, giving a definite impression of eye-rollingness. "Whaddareya now, Hook?"

<OOC> Long Haul says, "Optics to roll, not rolls."

<OOC> Scrapper butters Long Haul's optic rolls?

(F13Feb05)

<OOC> Scrapper says, "There. That was my first pose. And we are now thouroughly out of order. ;)"

<OOC> Hook says, "Eh, don't worry about it."

<OOC> Fleet never had any order to begin with. How can he have run out of it?

<OOC> Scrapper orders Fleet takeout. Mm, resistors!

<Guests> Guest sticks Hook on top of Scrapper, "The first transforming Pez dispenser. And Hook is such a sexy leader."

<Guests> Two Constructs avail, Scrapper says, "Grah!"

<Guests> Guest says, "Come on, use that merge command before Scrapper does!"

<Guests> Two Constructs avail, Scrapper says, "Long Haul's OOC. We can't merge."

<Guests> App Bonecrusher! Hook says, "At least, not in a THEMELY manner.."

<Guests> Two Constructs avail, Scrapper hides the WD-40.

<OOC> Fulcrum says, "Arachnae liiike Fleeeet, nur nur nur nur nurrr nurr!"

<OOC> Fleet pokes.

<OOC> Fulcrum eeks

<O-Decepticon> Not The War Fleet says, "Oh, I know. A lot of folks like stripping down Seekers. Erm, wait... came out wrong."

<O-Decepticon> Wildrider strips Fleet down, bow chikka.

<O-Decepticon> Aunt Pol Arachnae says, "Mmmm Stripped Seekers... MmmMmmmmmMMmmmmm..."

<OOC> Scourge is gonna be a little slow for a few moments, gang. Bear with me?

<OOC> Fleet bears.

<OOC> Catechism teddy bears.

<OOC> Wildrider hugs his, "I shall name him, mini me!

<OOC> Generic Green Seeker says, "We look faaaabulous!"

<OOC> Black Generic Seeker says, "Of course we do. We're us."

<OOC> Fleet says, "Seekers are always sexy. We just can't help it. ;)"

<OOC> Generic Green Seeker grins, "Dead sexie."

<OOC> Catechism says, "Emphasis on the 'dead' part..."

<OOC> Black Generic Seeker says, "Stylin', man. Stylin'... heh. No discrimnating against the 'life challenged' now....:>"

<OOC> Catechism could get lost trying to find doughnuts for the Cosntructicons!

<OOC> Fleet says, "Cat, want me to carry you back again?"

<OOC> Catechism jumps into Fleet's arms? Er, not quite. "Yes, please, Fleet. Thank you."

<OOC> Foxfire grins.

(LH05Feb05)

Unsupervised generic Decepticons? That's almost criminal! And indeed, as if someone had lit the Arrogant Constructicon Signal, Hook appears on the scene, a spring in his step and a tune in his processor, ready to correct miniscule errors and generally get in the way! "You there!" he says, poiting imperiously at one of the nameless seekers, who doesn't seem to be stacking that pile of metal with the enthusiasm and accuracy Hook demands. "What do you call that? Because I call it a MESS!"

<OOC> Long Haul says, "Poiting at the seeker? Should you be doing that in public?"

<OOC> Hook says, "Point! Narf!"

<O-Decepticon> InvisoSweep Geist pins Chi to the ground and LICKS!!!!

<O-Decepticon> Ce'Nedra Chimera says, "ACK! Ewww! Yuck!"

<O-Decepticon> InvisoSweep Geist cackles,gets nose to nose with Chi, licks the end of her nose then bounces away merrily!

<O-Decepticon> Ce'Nedra Chimera says, "AAAA!!! It licked me!"

<O-Decepticon> Ce'Nedra Chimera says, "MOM!"

<O-Decepticon> Aunt Pol Arachnae licks Chimera!

<OOC Editor’s note: actually an IC pose from a battle-log, along with the general game message that I usually wouldn’t have bothered about.>

Scourge doesn't exactly like to let challenges go unanswered, after all. Fortunately, he wasn't stupid enough to come out alone... he'll leave that sort of errant stupidity for Blot. And behind him are several others who seem intent on crashing the party... belatedly, perhaps, but you know what they say: better late than never.

Arcing downwards like a raptor diving to snatch its' prey, Scourge drops down towards the ground, readying to open fire...

Rodimus Prime has disconnected.

<OOC> Grimlock says, "..well that sure evens the odds out quickly."

<OOC> Rodimus Prime sits on his emperor like throne. He clicks a small control panel on his arm rest and says, "Fire at will commander."

<OOC> Scourge says, "I suddenly feel sorry for Will."

<OOC> Rodimus Prime says, "Will gets all the rotten luck."

<OOC> Scourge, master of the cornball humor.

<Public> Bung Fluffer Inferno says, "Am I the only one creeped out by Michael Jackson?"

<Public> Batman would win, Comcast says, "Nope."

<Public> Lord of the Geeks Foxfire says, "Nope."

<Public> In it for the Long Haul says, "Foxfire, Inferno, and Comcast all agreeing on something. It's the apocalypse!"

<O-Decepticon> It RARELY Scrapper says, "Well, someone needs to tell me that they're doing stuff. Otherwise, I shall sit around and crochet seat-covers out of the wires of my enemies."

<Constructicons> Mixmaster has a cool idea. And when I say cool I mean totally sweet.

<Constructicons> Scrapper says, "This had better not be a new form of aspartame."

<Constructicons> Mixmaster doesn't even know what that means. :P

<OOC Editor’s Note: Yay, chemistry!>

<OOC> Air Raid whistles innocently. Not really here....ignore the black seeker wannabe type Autobot...

<OOC Editor’s Note: I /knew/ it!>

(F30Jan05)

<OOC> Catechism says, "Shall Fleet and I make a pretty V behind Scourge?"

<OOC> Fleet was assuming that, Cat. Although his portion of the V is far prettier than yours.

<OOC> Catechism says, "That goes without saying."

<O-Decepticon> Not The War Fleet was leaving that to his bro. :)

<O-Decepticon> Catechism thinks this MUSH needs a family tree...

<O-Porny-Porn> Fleet plants it.

<O-Porny-Porn> Fleet says, "Woops! Mischan!"

<O-Porny-Porn> DepthCharge says, "Bow chicka."

<Public> Rincewind of the Decepticons Fleet says, "Mixy pic! Yes, I forgot the stuff behind his head! I also don't believe in such mundane concepts as proper proportions, perspective, etc etc. http://jaylyn.hypermart.net/writings/tf/logs/mixskibpencsm.jpg"

<Public> Rincewind of the Decepticons Fleet will be adding the back-stuff before he inks...

<Public> The Original Smokescreen says, "Better it's anything than I could draw!"

<Public> The Original Smokescreen says, "Ooo! Trumpet!"

<Public> The Walk Light of EVIL, Catechism says, "He a lovely demented grin. That rectifies all ills. But not AC current."

<OOC Editor’s note: Yeah, okay, Cat’s comment is only funny if you’re a big enough technogeek to know what she’s talking about. I am. ^_^ >

<Public> The Walk Light of EVIL, Catechism sighs and wonders where all the bad hats are.

<Public> Lord of the Geeks Foxfire offers Cate a bad hat.

<Public> The Walk Light of EVIL, Catechism says, "Foxfire... I *am* a bad hat."

<O-Decepticon> Scourge blinks... now it's 5-3?

<O-Decepticon> Not The War Fleet says, "Bah. I deal with those odds everytime I go up against the Autobots, pretty much."

<O-Decepticon> Not The War Fleet says, "Which is why I run away so fast."

<O-Decepticon> Not The War Fleet says, "Actually, I do that because I'm a coward, but it provides a nice excuse."

<O-Decepticon> Scourge says, "Guys... any problems with pulling out?"

<O-Porny-Porn> Fleet says, "You're asking the pastel yellow coward?"

<O-Porny-Porn> DepthCharge says, "Bow chicka"

<O-Decepticon> Not The War Fleet says, "You're asking the pastel yellow coward?"

<O-Decepticon> Catechism says, "Not at all. I need to go in fifteen, anyay."

<O-Porny-Porn> Fleet says, "Dammit!"

<O-Decepticon> Scourge says, "Given that they have gestalt potential... on a scale of 1-10, I don't like it."

Title set for channel <O-Porny-Porn>.

<O-Porny-Porn> Probably Meant To Say This On O-D Chan Fleet says, "There!"

<O-Porny-Porn> Scourge chuckles.

<O-Porny-Porn> DepthCharge says, "Yay!"

(LH29Jan05)

<Constructicons> Scrapper says, "Does Scrapper actually count as MSE?"

<Constructicons> Mixmaster says, "He's Arachnae's boss."

<Constructicons> Mixmaster says, "Scrapper is to MSE what Soundwave is to DCI what Shockwave is to MilOps."

<Constructicons> Mixmaster says, "Oh, by the by, we all hate Soundwave. :)"

<Constructicons> Scrapper says, "I know. The Decepticon Object says so. Well, not about us hating Soundwave."

<Constructicons> Scrapper suddenly notes that he's not in the group picture on the log page.

<Constructicons> Mixmaster says, "I know."

<Constructicons> Mixmaster says, "I want one with all of us."

<Constructicons> Long Haul bahs. "You're probably off playing with your purple wing somewhere or something."

<Constructicons> Scrapper looks shifty. "Hush, you."

<Constructicons> Long Haul says, "That's right, a base. NOT GLUE. BASE."

<Constructicons> Mixmaster says, "Look, who's pretending to be the chemist here?"

<Constructicons> Mixmaster says, "Do you see me pretending to carry stuff?"

Scrapper stares at Long Haul. Then he glances over at Mixmaster, who is their designated insane one. Shoot, so that must mean that there's actually something wrong with Long Haul. Besides the fact that he complains all the time. Like now. He paces over to Long Haul to get a better look, but he's not the chemist. He says, rather incoherently, "Well, I, uh... well! Okay, we get Boencrusher out of the well and put Long Haul down the well instead!" Scrapper poses triumphantly. Surely, this is a fool-proof plan.

<OOC> Scrapper says, "...I did not just spell Bonecrusher wrong. Nuh-uh."

<OOC> Long Haul bwahahahahahas!

<OOC> Scrapper cries. "Why is it so hard to spell his name?"

<OOC> Long Haul says, "Bonesrusher and Boncrusher may be dead, but Boencrusher lives on!"

<OOC> Long Haul takes his turn at the one-liner!

<OOC> Mixmaster says, "That was two exact lines! YOU FAILED."

<OOC> Scrapper sends Long Haul off to remedial one-liner class.

<OOC> Long Haul cries, and goes back to school.

(F29Jan05)

<OOC> Scrapper says, "I'm in payloader mode, just like I want to be. Because robot mode doesn't have the construction ability."

<OOC> Scrapper says, "I intend to install things with no hands via the power of lime green awesomeness."

<OOC> Mixmaster says, "Long Haul is the one you have to commend."

<OOC> Mixmaster says, "I mean, he's a DUMP TRUCK."

<OOC> Mixmaster says, "With construction. So what, he just drives crap around, tips it out, and viola! He's constructed!"

<OOC> Fleet says, "He also has the power of lime green awesomeness working for him."

<OOC> Scrapper says, "He even gets purple windows!"

<OOC> Mixmaster says, "Tinted windows. We are some pimped-up fucking construction vehicles."