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Report: Cyclonus, Cybertron        Sun Apr 10    Cyclonus

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Lord Galvatron, I have seen to matters on Cybertron as you requested. All is prepared. Be advised that I have returned to Earth to resume my duties and I seek an audience with you at your earliest convenience.

 

 

All field commanders and patrol captains, take a moment to include me on any future communications regarding the status of our efforts at Carbombya. I wish to be fully up to speed within the next 10 megacycles. Specifially, I want to know about any Autobot movements along our borders.

-Cyclonus out.

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Nile River

 

 

     This is a lush, green fertile area along the riverbank of the Nile, one of the largest rivers on Earth. The air is stifling hot, humid, and buzzing with all kinds of insects. Murky green, the river's water is nearly opaque with the rich silt on which the agriculture of the region depends, and it is impossible to tell what lies beneath the surface. The broad expanse of the river is calm here, flowing more quickly to the south where the massive Aswan Dam's generators are churned by the river's motion. Locals still use the river as a means of transportation, many poling their boats northward towards Cairo.

 

 

Contents:

F-35 <Catechism>

Grimlock

Obvious exits:

 North <N> leads to Cairo.

 South <S> leads to Aswan Dam.

 East <E> leads to Carbombya.

Fly <Up> 

 

Cyclonus soars down into view from the skies above.

Cyclonus has arrived.

 

F-35 <Catechism> is out patrolling the lands near Carbombya with her fellow Seeker and usual wingmate Fleet. She's actually flying low today! Looks like she remembered what Fleet said about radars; the higher up you are, they better they pick you up. Or something like that. She's pretty obvious to someone on the ground watching the sky, though, as this greyish F-35 is a big chunk of metal up against the sky.

 

We are, here, very close to the Decepticon's home. Well, at least, close to the really large mobile home known Trypticon. And here we have Fleet, the pastel pyramid jet, flying low alongside his usual wingmate, Catechism. Have to keep the borders safe and all that niceness... plus, with the raids back on, it's always a good idea to keep an eye out for potential targets.

 

Along the river Nile, there's the usual expectation of activity and the like. Wildlife come to drink from the water, civilization follows along it at certain lengths, but there are still long, uninhabited stretches of open savannah and wilderness. And it's one such stretch that one might catch the glint of grey and gold metal.

 

 Here Grimlock stands, the massive Dinobot Commander out on his own sort of patrol, though he finds such drudgework endlessly boring in the face of trying to find his next chance to take the fight to his enemy. A bored dinobot is a dangerous dinobot, though sometimes they can find things to amuse themselves.

 

 Like taunting Hippos.

 

 Sure enough, Grimlock is standing, holding an entire tree, one of the wide branched african savannah types, in one hand. He is currently staring down a large Hippopotamus along the shore of the nile, which, while being in the realm of four thousand pounds or so, is quite simply dwarfed by the Dinobot Commander, who holds the tree in such a way that he keeps dangling the loose, leafy strands -just- where the Hippo can't reach...and is apparently taking amusement in the creature's futile efforts to lunge up on it's squat legs and try to grab a mouthful.

 

 This passtime continues for a few moments, until the sound of jet engines reaches Grimlock's audials, prompting him to turn and glance skywards, optic visor reflecting the sunlight as it dims to compensate for the glare. "Hrnn..."

 

The roar of Cyclonus's engine's can be heard long before visual confirmation of his proximity to the others can be made. He circles high overhead, presumably scanning the area below to identify those present. He intones to himself, "It seems not much has changed in my absence: Border patrols and the potential for conflict." The internal dialogue stops and radios come to life.

 

Transmission from Cyclonus: This is Cyclonus. Report.

Cyclonus transmits a message via radio.

 

Exo-Suit <Glaive II> soars down into view from the skies above.

Exo-Suit <Glaive II> has arrived.

 

F-35 <Catechism> has to watch out for a number of things on patrol. One important thing is just staying in the air by avoiding undue turbulence. Another is collision avoidance with other flying objects, such as pastel yellow pyramids. Finally, there is, of course, watching the ground for objects of note. Something a bit shiny near the river catches her interest. Now, is that just the water glinting or is it something more? Then F-35's attention is forcibly dragged away from that bit of shiny when she hears the roar of engines. Ack, back to collision avoidance!

 

The downside of being a jet (even a funky shaped one like Fleet), is that you can often be heard by your foes much sooner than you can see, or hear, them, and thus it is that the yellow Seeker is not yet in visual range of the... hippo taunting Dinobot? ... when he receives a radio message from... the Empire's second-in-command. Fortunately for him, his lack of face in this mode does well to prevent any actual expression of surprise as he replies. Even as the radio message is being made, he draws closer to the Dinobot's location.

 

Radio to Cyclonus: 'Commander Cyclonus! Routine border patrol of our new holdings, sir. Nothing out of the ordinary as of ye- wait a minute! Something's coming into view now, sir, definitely Transformer...'.

 

Grimlock continues to stare skywards for a few moments. Sure, when you see jets flying around, they -might- be part of the local airforce. But when you see pyramid jets...well, that's a whole nother story.

 

 The Dinobot Commander's exercise in cruelty to hippos ends abruptly. He tosses the tree over one shoulder, the splash of it landing in the river only matched by the tidal wave kicked up as the eager hippo charges in after it.

 

 "...ha!" Grimlock states a moment later, briefly considering taking to the air, but then deciding to just take this one step at a time...literally, as he begins to plod up the side of the riverbank into more open terrain. "One...two...three `con jets! And here Grimlock think this going to be boring day afterall!"

 

Autobot Hovercraft (Sentinel) enters from the city of Cairo to the north.

Autobot Hovercraft (Sentinel) has arrived.

 

<Exo-Suit> Michael Briar screams out with a loud holler of freedom and excitement as the exo-suit dives out from behind a cloud bank. Well, falls is the better term for it. It plummets like a rock towards the ground after suddenly cutting its engines at its maximum altitude. With its wings tucked in behind him, he speeds towards the ground. One minute to the ground. He gains more and more speed. Now he's just matching most decepticon seekers in their alt modes. 30 seconds till splatting into the ground. The wind is now deafening, but still the exo plunges towards terra firma. Thankfully, he's not falling right on top of anyone. He's still a bit away from the battle. Otherwise, people might wonder if he's going to kamikaze his suit into a con. But no. The wings swing forward while trailing white contrails of condensation which crack and spaltter off the engine pods/wings. They roar to life suddenly under the suit slowing it down quickly blowing grass, dirt, rocks, and small animals away from the spot the Glaive II 'would' have crashed. Briar touches down with just a foot before pushing forward after stopping his rapid decent. With a small flick of his foot off the ground, he's off again and heading for the fight. It looks as though death himself has come watch this battle.

 

Rodimus Prime has arrived.

Rodimus Prime strides into the area.

 

Wreck-Gar has arrived.

 

Cyclonus's flight path changes suddenly as he decends from his suborbital position. His unmistakable from is now streaking though the atmosphere, on a cource to rendezvous with the target of his radio transmissions, "Acknowledged." he responds to Fleet when in vocalizer range, "Bring your patrol to my flank and we will investiage this matter fully. Wait.."

 

 

Cyclonus's sensors come to life as the arrival of another aircraft, close to their position, makes itself known. "Hold this position, we seem to have more than one intruder into Decepticon airspace."

 

      Just behind General Briar comes a wicked-fast hovercraft, or maybe it's just that having an insane pilot makes it appear faster. In any event, with Rodimus at the controls the hovercraft doesn't slow down for an instant until it hits the coastline. Veering south from Cairo, Rodimus tracks Grimlock's signal to the Nile River basin. "ETA, 2 minutes. Wreck-Gar, give me a sensor reading, just how big /is/ this party we're heading to?"

 

Wreck-Gar nods as he says, "EAR EAR SIR!... he grabs a book and says, 'Once upon a time there were three mechs, a mommy mech, a daddy mech and a baby mech. They all lived in a garage." he strokes the sensor and says, "Isn't this a nice story." he grins as he looks back at his book then continues, "then one day the mechs went to disney land and while they were gone a evil Quintison arrives and steals all their lugnuts. When they returned they founds they had no lugnuts.. The end." he then pats the sensors and says, "I'm sorry, you can't have a happy ending every time... now now, don't cry... they went to the shop to get more... shhh...."

 

"Yes, sir," Fleet replies to Cyclonus orders. He had just been about to move around to flank the space jet, when the new arrival resulted in a change of plans. Hold position? Which is rather difficult, given his current mode. So instead he moves into a holding pattern as his Commander tries to sort out all the new arrivals. Well, this looks to be becoming rather dangerous rather quickly...

 

F-35 <Catechism> hangs in the air to comply with that order to hold position, as hovering's not a terribly big deal for her particular variant of jet. She hesitates to speak, as she's about as low on the rank chart as one can be without falling off the chart entirely. Besides, what with all the commotion, that metallic glint she saw by the river is probably not heir biggest problem. So the F-35 dips her nosecone down a bit and raises it back up, the jet equivalent of a salute or bow.

 

Cyclonus's scanners are bleeping all over with incoming vehicles. He transforms midair to hold his position and watch as the landscape starts to unfold, "We have incoming Autobots now. That signature is undeinable." Below him the hovercraft is moving quickly toward Grimlock. "This is unacceptable." He motions to Fleet and Catechism, "Weapons ready. Let's find out why the Autobots are massing on our borders. Remain airborne and keep our flying visitor occupied. I am going to start a... diolague...with our guests." He looks over the incoming exo-suit, "Be ready on my command."

The spacecraft shifts and compacts into the Decepticon Cyclonus.

 

With his orders issued, Cyclonus plumments from the sky, landing hard on his feet with an audible thud. He is still a good distance away from Grimlock and the approaching Autobots, but he is close enough to be heard, "Explain your presence, Autobot. I presume you have a purpose for intruding so close to Decepticon headquarters. Let's have it."

 

"Grimlock have purpose to be close to Decepticons?" The Dinobot Commander starts to lumber further up the riverbank now, as Cyclonus lands and speaks his demands. "Bah!" A moment later, a huge fist raises, and bashes against his own chestplate, bringing an audible *BWONG* with it that follows. "Grimlock is Dinobot! Not need reason! You bring fancy words and debates to here? This place? Grimlock laugh at you!" A moment later, the Dinobot shifts his right hand, and brings up his multipurpose blaster pistol, suddenly raising it and pointing it at the Decepticon second-in-command.

 

 "First, Grimlock make this all official like though." He makes a sound as if clearing his throat. "Me Grimlock say you, Decepticon, surrender now, else there be big smashfest, damage to area, blah blah. Okay, now it official." A moment later, there is a harsh bark as a thin streak of energy tears away from the weapon and streaks straight at Cyclonus' form.

Grimlock strikes Cyclonus with Disruptor.

 

<Exo-Suit> Michael Briar comes speeding in from another direction. He plants his feet on the ground and slowly comes to a stop before his wings swing down. With his landing done, the Glaive II glances up towards Cyclonus and echos out, "Ah...yeah, well, this is normal." He takes off from his spot near Grimlock and flies backward at a steep angle, just to get his butt moving. The shooting started way early this time. No banter, no witty retorts. Just wham, boom, thank you Mr Robot.

 

      Rodimus brings the hovercraft to a stop just in time to see Grimlock's speech, followed by the ensuing shot. He shakes his head as he stands from his seat and makes his way outside. "Grimlock!" Not that the distraction will really hurt his ally at all. "If I've told you once I've told you a million times! If you're 'negotiating' with Decepticon lackies you don't thump your chest. General Briar taught me this a long time ago." He 'salutes' Cyclonus with a single finger. "Hey Cyclonus. Right here, you silly rabbit."

 

Their own forces are under fire, and Cyclonus has ordered Fleet to take care of the opponent in the air. Oh, hey, that would be Briar! For the best, anyway, as Scourge has been lecturing Fleet against taking on foes that are way out of his league (like he EVER does it when he has a choice). The pyramid flies after the general, unleashing his lasers as he flies /past/ the exo-suit and prepares to turn... or perhaps transform.

 

Cyclonus usually expects more diplomacy out of the Autobots and is caugh off guard by Grimlock's effective negotiation technique. The blast pelts him squarely and he drops to one knee while his systems reorient themselves, "I should have anticipated such a tactic from a otton-headed ninny-muggins such as yourself, Grimlock." He eyes Rodimus's greeting with equal suspicion, "Excellent. It seems the whole of the Autobot chain of command has lost its mind." Cyclonus takes another moment and scans the skies, ensuring that his troops are still somewhat close by, "Very well Rodimus Prime. Let me put forward this proposal then in our new shoot first negotiation style."

 

 

Cyclonus holds out his arm and begins speaking into his radio, "Ratbat, prepare Trypticon's missile batteries. Coordinates forthcoming."

Cyclonus transmits a message via radio.

 

Cyclonus receives a radio transmission.

 

F-35 <Catechism> is just going to assume that she was included in that order to occupy their aerial 'friend'. She kicks out of hover and swoops after the human-made craft, priming her taser bank. The F-35 takes a quick shot and weaves away.

F-35 <Catechism> strikes Exo-Suit <Glaive II> with Taser.

 

Rodimus Prime ponders this situation for a moment. "Grimlock. Rip out Cyclonus' vocalizer." He smiles ever so faintly. "Can't give coordinates if you can't speak afterall. Besides." He looks up into the clear skies. "You fire Trypticon's missiles here, and the UN will give us authorization to send Metroplex into Carbombya and deal with Trypticon personally. Thusfar, you've enjoyed their sympathies. Please, please change their minds for me, and I'll make sure your cityformer is out of commission for a long time coming."

 

Grimlock just stands there a few moments, apparently confused by several things. For one, Cyclonus didn't shoot back...and this is something he hasn't expected. More often than not the Decepticons are -more- than willing to return fire...or shoot first, either of which suits Grimlock fine. Then of course there's something else that confuses him.

 

 "...ninny-muggins?" A pause then. The thought of missiles or the like has of course gone right over his head, and well...he probably really wouldn't care anyway. "You call Grimlock Ninny-muggins!? Me Grimlock not know what that is, but me bet it not good!"

 

 A moment later, he twists in place, raising his arms and literally flipping over as he transforms, coming up in his more ferocious alternate form, teeth bared as he snarls. "If Grimlock knew what Ninny-muggins is, Grimlock be very mad! Grimlock mad enough as is!" And well, it dosen't help Rodimus just gave orders that seem to grind well with him. The Dinobot Commander hasn't exactly got a reputation as the most obedient type but...hey, since Rodimus -asked- so nicely. A moment later, he is thundering forward, the sand crunching under his clawed feet as he leaves Jurassic Park-esque footprints in his wake. "Rawr! You, decepticon...stop fighting with words, and FIGHT!"

Grimlock raises his arms and begins to fold up as he leans back, rising up into his fearsome Dinobot mode.

 

<Exo-Suit> Michael Briar gets buffed by laser blasts which chip off divots out of his armor plating. Michael glances up towards Fleet and growls, then gets rocked again by a blast of energy from Catechism. But combined, they just dented armor and caused him to move slightly. The Glaive II pushes off from air and increases his speed while he shouts out, "I need some god damn cover fire!" He reaches behind him and swings around his rail rifle. Not worrying about aiming just now, he fires off a quick burst of hypervelocity slugs towards the F-35, since that one's following the first seeker that hit him. They sting and shoot forward out of the barrel like a cloud of angry bees that generate cracking sonic booms.

You evade Exo-Suit <Glaive II>'s heavy rail gun attack.

 

Pyramid Jet (Fleet), in the process of turning when the BEE like shots streak toward him, spots the weapons fire and barrel rolls away from the sting. He transforms as he spins away, giving up access to his better weapons in favor of a more maneuverable, more survivable form, then brings his knees towards his chest and aerial-tumbles into an upright position, straightening as he flings his arms towards Briar and fires.

The yellow Cybertronian jet unfolds, revealing the robotic form of the seeker Fleet.

Exo-Suit <Glaive II> evades your Shoulder-Mounted Laser Rifle <Pulse Mode> attack.

 

Cybertronian Jet <Jetfire> soars down into view from the skies above.

Cybertronian Jet <Jetfire> has arrived.

 

F-35 <Catechism> stops in the air and transforms. She looks back and sees that she and Fleet haven't put much a dent in the xeno's exo-suit. Well, that just means it'll take a little longer, as all, as far as she's concerned. With a seemingly incongruous grin, Catechism aims an arm gun at the exo-suit and fires.

F-35, Marine Corps variant, transforms into robot form. Catechism's feet unfold, her arms unfold out of her body, her nosecone rotates through her body and ends up on her shoulders to expose her face, and her wings rotate into position.

Catechism strikes Exo-Suit <Glaive II> with laser.

 

Rodimus Prime transmits a message via radio.

 

<Exo-Suit> Michael Briar receives a radio transmission from Rodimus Prime.

 

Cyclonus leaps skyward at Rodimus tries to make a point. As much as Cyclonus would love to lay waste to Grimlock, he realizes he is severely out gunned. "You may have a point Rodimus, but how long will you hide behind the UN and make these veiled threats knowing what you know about the Decepticons. I am happy to exchange witty banter with you and your esteemed colleague all day, but as long as we have the blessing of Earth's government, you are right, I won't endangered the foothold we have on earth. But please, continue these aggressive actions. Confuse the situation as much as you like. We can stir up any hornets nest you like. In the end though, we both know that your efforts will ultimately be futile and Galvatron will exert his will upon this planet and any planet he chooses. And so long as you choose to cower behind feeble fleshlings as your reason to not exterminate us, you will continue to lose the great war."

 

 

Cyclonus hovers a little higher, "Decepticons, cease fire. We've clearly mistaken this human for an Autobot. Issue our sincerest apologies and prepare to fall back to Trypticon."

 

      Rodimus Prime just smirks at Cyclonus' little speech. Sure, it's insulting, but there's hardly a point in continuing this for now. He folds his arms across his chest and speaks. "Grimlock, let them turn tail and run." He inclines his head and steps forward a bit, gazing up at Cyclonus. "The only reason you leave this field of battle at all, is because I've allowed it. Keep that in mind Cyclonus. Perhaps in the past, i've erred on the side of caution, but the end of the Decepticons is coming. Very soon. You go back and tell Galvatron that he needs to have you smooching his skidplate on double shifts for the next few weeks, as that'll be the last chance he has to be worshipped before we send you all to the scrap heap." He draws his rifle and powers it up to maximum, aiming for Cyclonus' head. "You have....10 seconds to make your exit, or I'll mail your broken frame back to Galvatron in very small boxes."

 

Grimlock continues to lumber up on Cyclonus, up to the point that the Decepticon takes to the air, leaving the Dinobot standing there and looking a bit stupid in the process. His teeth bare wide then as he tilts his head to look up, snarling a moment later. "Bah! Coward Decepticon run away now!? Grimlock too much to handle maybe, that what Grimlock think!" He flails his tiny, front arms ineffectively at the flying Con a moment later.

 

 Of course it dosen't occur to Grimlock that -he- can fly too, he's just too caught up with the moment.

 

 "BAH! You run away with tailpipe between legs then! See if Grimlock care....HWARGH!" he finally exclaims, opening his mouth wide and belching out a thin stream of fire up and after the retreating Cyclonus.

Grimlock misses Cyclonus with its Fire attack.

 

<Exo-Suit> Michael Briar roars as he's pelted once again. This time however, stinging blasts from Fleet slip by him without hitting. Thank whatever gods are watching out for him. Still, the F-35 nails him again, and it's pissing him off. Smoke trails out of several holes punched into the armor, then quickly stops as the rushing air cools it down to a charred spot. Michael pushes his suit on despite the damage and brings his targeting system on line and brings a red targeting reticule around the F-35. Panels slide open on his chest showing rows of mini-missiles, each tipped with a crystal of highly unstable energon. Complements of DepthCharge. Several streak out towards the seeker, each targeting a part of the robot to increase the spread of the damage. Run away? After turning his suit into swiss cheese? Michael doesn't think so.

Exo-Suit <Glaive II> strikes Catechism with energon tipped mini-missile volley.

 

Stop... firing on... General Briar? But General Briar is a PEST! He's already invaded Carbombya once! OH, all right, dammit! Orders are orders. The seeker comes to a halt, hovering upright in the air for a moment and actually inclines his head formally. "Forgive us, flesh creature. My companion and I mistook you for a threat. We have seen the error of our ways, and must now depart." His soft voice and expression hold nothing but sincerity, though the words themselves may be questionable. With that he kicks his bootjets into higher gear and begins increasing his altitude, following after the Unicronian.

Fleet begins retreating, leaving himself vulnerable to parting shots from Cybertronian Jet <Jetfire>, Rodimus Prime, Exo-Suit <Glaive II>, Cyclonus, Catechism, Grimlock.

 

Cyclonus chuckles audibly in the direction of Grimlock and Rodimus, The wall of flames spewed forth by Grimlock cause the temperature around him to get a little higher, but no serious damage was done. "Of course Rodimus. Assume all the pretenses you like. When you can't even keep your own troops in line, how can you possibly expect to wipe out the Decepticon army?"

 

 

Shifting into his spacecraft mode, Cyclonus addresses the other Decepticons, "We've done enough here. Fall back to Trypticon. If the Autobots choose to follow us, I am sure Ratbat will have no trouble taking them out. Coordinates are unnecessary when targets are in plain sight."

Cyclonus transforms into his imposing spacecraft mode.

Cyclonus begins retreating, leaving itself vulnerable to parting shots from Cybertronian Jet <Jetfire>.

 

Catechism takes the missile hit to a wing, and it destroys the whole wing and a fair amount of her hip and legs armour on that side. The Seeker stares dumbly for a moment at the ex-suit and sputters, the orders ringing in her head. She has to apologise to *that*? Catechism pushes away the pain and says, the words spoken exactingly as if she's tearing each one out of her internal components, "My apologies, fleshling." She doesn't say anything else, as she can't trust herself to say anything nice right now.

Catechism begins retreating, leaving itself vulnerable to parting shots from Cybertronian Jet <Jetfire>, Rodimus Prime, Exo-Suit <Glaive II>, Cyclonus, Fleet.

 

Grimlock tilts his head down and raises up, unfolding and twisting into robot mode.

 

      Rodimus steps over toward Grimlock and pats him on....well, the side of his massive dino-sized neck. "Let em run. You can smash them later, after I have briefed you on recent developments." The Autobot Leader watches as Cyclonus flies away. "Besides, he's not worth scrapping, at least not yet." He steps back as Grimlock transforms. "Grimlock! Dammit how many times have I told you not to do that while i'm standing here. How do I know you're not makin faces at me under that thing."

 

Grimlock stares in obvious frustration as Cyclonus backs off and continues to rise away, eventually getting completely out of sight. Right after Rodimus pats him, he transforms, coming up with his gun in his right hand. "BAH!" he roars out a moment later, raising his weapon and firing away randomly...or not so randomly, as it's Fleet who's retreating a bit slower than the others and draws his ire even as the poor Seeker tries his best to get out of harm's way.

 

 With his 'statement' having been said, he turns then, glaring slightly down at Rodimus' form, as he straightens up. "Hrnnn...Grimlock get all fired up for big fight too! Hrmph. Grimlock even miss when Dev-stator show up not long ago..."

You evade Grimlock's Laser attack.

 

<Exo-Suit> Michael Briar growls and continues charging Catechism. "You think that's going to help you! Get back here! I need to work off some aggression! You know how long it'll be till I fix all this?!" Sadly, since the seekers are leaving, he can't reach them and his weapons are still cycling. Granted he could fire his rifle, but then that'd be a wild shot. Most likely doing more harm than good. He pulls back and swings around towards Prime and Grimlock. He's pissed. Maybe he'll go punch something in the training room when he gets back. He can't be mad at these two. They had to deal with Cyclonus and how did they know how good a shot the seekers suddenly became? Michael gracefully, while still smoking from a few seeker made speed holes, lands near the pair of bots. "Well, 'that' was fun." he says with sarcasm dripping off his tongue like spittle.

 

Cyclonus has disconnected.

 

Fleet allows himself a slight grin as he ducks away from Grimlock's blast during the retreat. He doesn't bother with any parting taunts, however. That's not his style, and besides, by this point, he's too far away. The pastel yellow seeker remains in robot mode for his flight back in order to provide escort for the damaged conehead.

 

* Spiny! *

 

Carbombya

 

 

     The grassy hills and savannas in the east, bordered by ancient volcanos and sprawling lava fields, are the only part of Carbombya not made up of barren desert. Until recently, the country depended on meager livestock herding and subsistence agriculture, but upon the discovery of a huge reserve of very high-grade oil beneath the shifting desert sands, things changed radically. The struggling democracy weathered multiple coup attempts by greedy neighbors and other interested foreigners before finally succumbing to the tender mercies of a home-grown dictator. There are no refugees from war torn Ethiopia being taken in as slave labor, not here under the enlightened rule of President-for-Life Abdul Fakkaddi!

 

 

Contents:

Trypticon <T>

Carbombyan Palace

Obvious exits:

 East <E> leads to Red Sea.

 West <W> leads to Nile River.

Fly <Up> 

 

Catechism soars down into view from the skies above.

Catechism has arrived.

 

Fleet lands and looks up after Catechism. Cyclonus, in his much faster mode, had considerably out-distanced them during the flight. "We'd better get you to medical, Catechism." He doesn't focus on the fact that he managed to get out of there unharmed. Again. He just waits for his wingmate to land.

 

Catechism lands with more of a clunk than usual. She doesn't wince, although it looks like she should. For once, the Seeker does not look happy. She nods to Fleet, shoulders hunched up. "Right."

 

* Spinny! *

 

Trypticon Medical Bay

 

 

     Several operating tables are set in a row here, and long benches line the walls. On these benches are assorted tools and equipment used in repairing damaged Decepticons. The benches near the door are for patients waiting their turn for treatment. Scattered throughout the room are various repair droids, awaiting the arrival of more wounded to repair. The room gives you the perception of being immaculately clean, with not a single tool out of place. Your olfactory sensors pick up the faint odor of the cleansing solutions used to keep the room clean and sanitary.

 

 

Contents:

Catechism

Bandit

Sign

Gumby Medic

Obvious exits:

 East <E> leads to Trypticon Laboratory.

 West <W> leads to Trypticon Main Hallway.

 

Catechism is missing a whole wing and good chunk of her hip and leg armour on that side. Apparently missile strike or the like took it out. Oddly, she looks to be in a rather foul mood and stalks into the repair bay with heavy footfalls.

 

Bandit is sitting on a chair in the right corner of the medical bay. He has some diagnostic monitors on him, tracking his system information. He looks up at Catechism and Fleet and greets them both. "Good day comrades...." he states and then asks "What happened to you Cat?"

 

Fleet's mood is more neutral. But then, he's completely unhurt... just a little low on fuel. He heads to the energon dispenser and takes a mug, using it to top himself off as he gets out of the way of those who have real work in here.

 

Catechism looks a little taken aback by the nickname. Perhaps that custom hails from a different area of Cybertron than the one from which she comes. She explains rather curtly, "I got shot." After a moment, she adds, "By one of those stupid xenos." The conehead then seeks out the gumby medic, shows her ID, and settles down on a table for repairs.

Catechism asks Gumby Medic to fix it.

Gumby Medic begins work on Catechism's minor injuries.

 

Bandit shakes his head. "Xenos.....what did they hit you with?" he motions to her rather nasty looking wounds. He turns to Fleet "It looks as if you were able to get out unscathed ....." he sounds pleased that at least one of them did.

 

Fleet shrugs, finding himself an empty meditable to lean against as he takes sip from his mug. "The xeno missed me," he answers absently. Truth be told, he's generally a bit harder to hit than Catechism, but he's generally not given to boasting. "It could have gone a lot worse. Grimlock and Prime were there."

 

"No, I don't want a spoiler!" Catechism hisses at the medic.

 

"It'd give you a bit of an upsweep," he points out stubbornly.

 

"If I was meant to have an upsweeps, I'd have been built a wingup. Shoo and take your car parts with you!" she argues, finally getting the medic to scurry back off to his duties. Catechism glances over at Bandit and answers, "Some kind of mini-missiles. Had a funny tip on it."

 

Bandit nods his head. "Interesting......I wish I would have known you were out on a mission....I would have definitely joined up in spite of my internal damage...." he motions to the equipment monitoring his recuperation. "Grimlock and Prime......now that is quite a challenge in and of itself.

 

Fleet chuckles softly. "It was just a patrol run, Bandit! We weren't planning to run into half the Autobot heavy hitters! They just happened to show up on our run!" He takes another long sip of his drink, then swirls the energon in his mug a little.

 

Bandit ahhhs. "Ahhh well....then it was pure luck.....or misfortune depending on your perspective." he grins. "I have battled Grimlock many a times...and it always has ended up rather painfully....." he rubs his side.

 

Catechism looks over her repairs, looking as if she expected the new wing to be striped orange and aqua or something silly like that. She comments, her tone a bit vague, "I think I've seen that exo-suit before... out an oil refinery with Fulcrum? Or do the humans have many of those things"

 

Fleet shrugs. "That was Briar. I'm sure of it. I've fought him several times." He makes a face. "He's already invaded here... he was part of the mission when they destroyed one of our refineries, you know, the one they tried to frame Wildrider for? To apologize to him is... galling."

 

Bandit agrees "Yes...there are quite a few of those around......nothing like good cybertronian tech though....." he stretches his neck working out a kink. He looks to one of his attendants "A little more grease there..." As he turns back to the others. "The humans tend to be more of an annoyance than they are worth...."

 

Catechism nods enthusiastically, regaining a bit of her usual good mood, but not much. "That's right, Fleet. That's what Fulcrum called him." She looks blankly at Bandit and says derisively, "They're worth anything? I apologised to that slagger, and he took off my wing! I don't see how they get off being so sanctimonious."

 

"More of an annoyance than they're worth?" Fleet asks a bit warily, pulling himself onto the meditable so he can sit. "So, just what are they worth, anyway?"

 

Bandit chuckles "It is because they are flawed.....from inception to termination....." he chuckles "So the more we help them with the latter....the better..." he adds "As for worth......menial labor....entertainment....target practice....you pick your poisons."

 

Fleet looks blankly at Bandit for several moments. Wow, he sure is fond of those dramatic pauses, isn't he? Were he more familiar with Terran forms of entertainment, he might have compared Bandit's speech patterns with William Shatner's. Finally he shrugs. "I'll go with the last on the list, thanks."

 

"We have drones for menial labour, drones for target practice, and if I want entertainment, I'll catch a gladiatorial game on the viddy, drag out for a round of storm tag, or well, beat up a drone," Catechism says flatly, ticking these things off on her fingers.

 

Bandit shrugs his shoulders. It is not like he is saying they are worth much of anything. "It is like I said in the first place. They are more of an annoyance." The seeker returns. "So did you make that one pay for his insolance...?" he asks Catechism.

 

Fleet groans softly at Bandit's question and shakes his head, taking another sip before covering his face with his right hand. He doesn't say anything, however, as the question was directed at Catechism.

 

Catechism growls softly, clenching her fists. She glances up at the ceiling, as if angry at it for cutting her off from the sky, her environ of choice. The conehead says quietly, drawing on what little better judgment she has, "No. That was not in the mission agenda. Occupy the aerial foe. Then we had to apologise when it was realised that said aerial foe was a fleshling. Then we departed."

 

Bandit nods his head again. "I see.....well if that was your directives...then you did as you were told." he states evenly. Can't really fault someone for following their orders. "Though it must be a tough pill to swallow.....am I to understand that he attacked you after your apology?" he asks for clarification from either Fleet or Catechism.

 

Fleet shakes his head. "More like after we were ordered to apologize. The only one to attack after the apology itself was Grimlock, but that's to be expected."

 

Catechism nods, her current foul mood adding a little to her slight resemblance to Dirge. She stands, as sitting around on that medtable for longer isn't going to do her any good now that the repairs are complete. The conehead recites, "I was hit before I apologised. I took no hits afterwards."

 

Bandit ahs "Well.....yes Grimlock is quite dense about the mainframe." he states. "Well I hope your repairs go through quickly. Next time you go out....you can be sure that I will be willing to accompany you." he states with a dark enthusiasm.

 

"Eh. Sure," Fleet shrugs, and then chuckles softly. "Although I can't promise all our patrols are going to be nearly so interesting." He finishes the energon and sets the mug beside him. "Most aren't. This one was something of an exception to the usual rule."

 

Catechism chuckles dourly. "I'll keep that in mind if you're on duty next I'm I have patrol, but well... what Fleet said." At least this patrol didn't involve birds. Shudder. Saying sorry to a xeno may be bad, but birds are much, much worse. Thank rivets for small mercies.

 

Fleet pushes himself off the medical table, picks up his mug, and heads to the dispensing station to clean it off. Then he looks back at the others. "Well, I should probably go hit the training drone, or something like that, since my patrol was cut short." With that he heads out.